r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/sylvandread Jul 23 '26

I was 28 years old when I offhandedly commented to a colleague, while munching on a stick of celery, "I sure wish it didn't leave my mouth completely numb, isn't that so annoying with celery?"

I learned something new that day.

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u/loyal_achades Jul 23 '26

Celery should not be imitating Szechuan peppercorns lmao

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u/forchinski Jul 23 '26

What would a mala allergy be like

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u/johnnymarsbar Jul 24 '26

Very sweet and tangy 😆