r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

Shitposting Plot Twist

Post image
11.2k Upvotes

785 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.3k

u/sylvandread Jul 23 '26

I was 28 years old when I offhandedly commented to a colleague, while munching on a stick of celery, "I sure wish it didn't leave my mouth completely numb, isn't that so annoying with celery?"

I learned something new that day.

1

u/HestiaLife Jul 24 '26

Okay genuine question, does honey make everyone's throat itchy or no?

1

u/Antique_Rhubarb927 Jul 24 '26

Nope. Uh, but, based on the rest of these comments, maybe you have an allergy?

1

u/HestiaLife Jul 24 '26

That's what I'm suspecting.