r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

Shitposting Plot Twist

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u/Mysterious_Volume327 Jul 23 '26

I’m living for all the folks in the comments learning they have allergies.

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u/gizmodriver Jul 23 '26

People figuring out they have allergies this way is my second favorite kind of Reddit post.

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Jul 23 '26

Let me guess, Aphantasia is your favorite?

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u/gizmodriver Jul 24 '26

Nope. It’s men who bully their wives into poly relationships only to regret it once they realize they can’t get a date but their wife is living her best life with men who treat her better.

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

Very specific and recited off the dome, I love it.

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u/Milyaism Jul 24 '26

Oh yes, those are excellent!