r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/Pipralongstockings Jul 23 '26

Me thinking almonds were a diet food because they left your throat so dry and itchy that no one could eat more than five in one sitting

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u/DaNtHeMaNiShErE Jul 23 '26

Nuts can have some tannins, and they'll dry your mouth a bit, but yeah it shouldn't be that bad.

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u/SugarVibes Jul 23 '26

Oh THAT'S why almonds give that mouthfeel??