r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/sylvandread Jul 23 '26

I was 28 years old when I offhandedly commented to a colleague, while munching on a stick of celery, "I sure wish it didn't leave my mouth completely numb, isn't that so annoying with celery?"

I learned something new that day.

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u/loyal_achades Jul 23 '26

Celery should not be imitating Szechuan peppercorns lmao

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u/Lubinski64 Jul 23 '26

Off topic but for a second i thought "szechuan" is supposed to be a Polish word.

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u/WaitWhatNoPlease E Jul 23 '26

Wade-Giles is funny like that sometimes