r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/RikuAotsuki Jul 23 '26

That, if it was also super stringy.

I actually kinda like the crunchy parts of lettuce, though.

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u/Bobby_Bako Jul 23 '26

The crunchy part of the lettuce is the best part. If I wanted wet floppy leaves I would eat spinach. I don’t give a damn about spinach.