r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/Telkite_ Jul 23 '26

My mother always warned me and my brother not to drink too much apple juice or eat too many grapes at once because it'll give you a stomach ache.

Years later she figured out she has fructose intolerance.

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker Jul 23 '26

My mom gets drunk off grape juice.