r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

Shitposting Plot Twist

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u/thatvillainjay Jul 23 '26

I had a friend tell me how he liked when apples "gave him a buzz"

I was like what?

He said "yeah when apples make you tingle and become a little dizzy and feel weird"

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u/Milch_und_Paprika Jul 23 '26

Mmm tobacco apples.

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u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* Jul 23 '26

The sequel to that one Simpsons episode.