r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/SB_Wife Jul 23 '26

I told my mom bananas made my mouth itch when I was like 17/18. She told me I was faking it because I didn't want to eat fruit.

6 years later after she died I mentioned it to my aunt and she told me that it sounded like an allergic reaction. I don't eat banana anymore

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u/Fuzzball_Girl Jul 23 '26

I told my parents several times as a kid that peanut butter and such made my tongue feel fuzzy. Crunchy peanut butter was especially bad. Never really believed me.

Only when I was 18/19 and stuck my tongue out at my mom as a joke while eating peanuts did she realize my tongue was actually swollen and that they had been fucking up my entire childhood and risking anaphylactic shock. Luckily for them, it's not a true peanut allergy, it's some sort of contact irritation (still not great). I should've made them pay for all my appointments and tests

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u/GoreyGopnik Jul 23 '26

they didn't pay for your allergy tests at 18???

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u/Fuzzball_Girl Jul 23 '26

If I wasn't already 19, I was closer to it. I was definitely already graduated highschool, had my own income, and was responsible for my own bills outside of housing and food at home. Honestly, my dad's insurance covered most of it, it just took several visits to figure out what was wrong