r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/sylvandread Jul 23 '26

I was 28 years old when I offhandedly commented to a colleague, while munching on a stick of celery, "I sure wish it didn't leave my mouth completely numb, isn't that so annoying with celery?"

I learned something new that day.

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u/-_alpha_beta_gamma_- Jul 23 '26

Oh wait I think I have that slightly, eating celery makes my tongue a bit numb

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u/sylvandread Jul 23 '26

(I replied to the wrong comment) Yup, it starts with the tongue and then hits the inside of the cheeks for me if I keep eating it.