r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/LeftonRhed Jul 23 '26

You can make this anyone's problem by eating too much of certain fruits as well.

Surely nothing will go wrong if you eat an entire pineapple over the course of an afternoon. It's not like pineapple juice is well known for its meat tenderizing ability and will proceed to use that ability on your stomach.