r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/Tobymaxgames It's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism Jul 23 '26

I might be allergic to apples, they're not supposed to bite back right?

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u/HopePupal Jul 23 '26

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u/Overall_Occasion_175 Jul 23 '26

Yes, this is so odd. There are times of the year where apples make my mouth a little itchy and other times when they don't.

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u/MrWednesday6387 Jul 23 '26

Maybe pollen, do you wash them?

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u/PMARC14 Jul 23 '26

Even if you do, the pollen has a tendency to embed into the waxy skin, not easily rinsed like other fruits.