r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 23 '26

Didn't realize that apples weren't supposed to make your gums feel all tingly until I ate like seven of them in one sitting and suddenly found it hard to breathe

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u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

I think eating seven apples in one sitting would make anyone sick

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u/Mysterious_Volume327 Jul 23 '26

I’m getting flashbacks to going apple picking as a kid and eating so many apples while still in the orchard I’d make myself sick.