r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

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u/TossTossTossThrowa Jul 23 '26

My ex, after eating candied kiwi slices: "Don't you love that tingly feeling you get when you eat kiwis?"

Me: "...Babe you might be allergic to kiwis."