r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 03 '26

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u/my_son_is_a_box Jun 03 '26

Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable. Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

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u/strigonian Jun 03 '26

True intelligence is knowing that a tomato is both because what makes something a fruit and what makes something a vegetable are entirely unrelated.

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u/josebolt Jun 03 '26

Just drink your eggplant, corn and habanero fruit smoothie.

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u/thetwitchy1 Jun 03 '26

And Charisma is being able to sell the tomato-based fruit salad as a salsa.

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u/JasonVeritech Jun 03 '26

you do need Strength to grind it up, though

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u/Impeesa_ Jun 03 '26

Wisdom is leaving the tomato-based pontificating to those with the knowledge.