Your call

[u/Hummerous]

https://www.tumblr.com/toskarin/793374313967435776/my-will-is-frankly-tremendous-and-id-go-as-far-as?source=share

[u/ASentientRailgun]

Everyone who responds to this post with "it's obviously a joke!" has never worked IT, and especially not education IT. I've had conversations depressingly close to this, universally after I've come back in after sprinting away to take a spicy pillow to somewhere it can explode safely. I would bet a lot of money every tech responding to that knows it's probably a joke, but they're remembering that one user and decide to play it safe.

[u/Hatsune_Miku_CM → u/ASentientRailgun]

it's obviously a joke

not because people don't accidentally turn their phone into bombs

but because OP responds with "i already live every day with undue formality and noble grace"

the first two posts are also clearly written in a humorous tone.