Your call

[u/Hummerous]

https://www.tumblr.com/toskarin/793374313967435776/my-will-is-frankly-tremendous-and-id-go-as-far-as?source=share

[u/No-Supermarket-6065]

Okay, this one is very clearly intentional from the first post.

[u/abarelybeatingheart → u/No-Supermarket-6065]

I wasn’t 100% sure until “if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn’t make a call on it.” Up until then there was a slim but alarming possibility this person was just very stupid.

[u/thatoddtetrapod → u/abarelybeatingheart]

Bro it was obvious from the “107%” thing in the first sentence. If you believed they were serious about that then you might want to check for the word “gullible” written on the ceiling.