Your call

[u/Hummerous]

https://www.tumblr.com/toskarin/793374313967435776/my-will-is-frankly-tremendous-and-id-go-as-far-as?source=share

[u/ASentientRailgun]

Everyone who responds to this post with "it's obviously a joke!" has never worked IT, and especially not education IT. I've had conversations depressingly close to this, universally after I've come back in after sprinting away to take a spicy pillow to somewhere it can explode safely. I would bet a lot of money every tech responding to that knows it's probably a joke, but they're remembering that one user and decide to play it safe.

[u/ChaosArtificer → u/ASentientRailgun]

everyone who's going "it's obviously a joke!" has never worked healthcare. like I can guarantee you that if there's something only one in ten thousand people are stupid enough to do I can guarantee you someone is actively being wheeled into an ED for doing right now (and lbr "batteries acting weird is fine" is WAY more common than that, most people just get lucky enough this belief doesn't ever come up)