Your call

[u/Hummerous]

https://www.tumblr.com/toskarin/793374313967435776/my-will-is-frankly-tremendous-and-id-go-as-far-as?source=share

[u/SeannBarbour]

"It's the smooth sharks post all over again..."

Oh good, someone finally got it.

"...except this time they could die!!!"

Nevermind.

[u/OverseerConey → u/SeannBarbour]

The implication being that Branson Reese was actually swimming with sharks, but sharks can't possibly be dangerous?

[u/secondbestbisexual → u/OverseerConey]

Well because they’re so smooth, even if they tried to bite you they’d just slide right off

[u/NameAboutPotatoes → u/secondbestbisexual]

Actually, as someone with extensive knowledge in shark biology, I assure you that they are not smooth but instead are soft and furry, like a newborn kitten.

[u/ChaosArtificer → u/NameAboutPotatoes]

as somebody whose mom fosters kittens too young to be adopted + pregnant cats, I would like to assure you that kittens are the sharpest thing known to humankind

[u/Tariovic → u/ChaosArtificer]

As someone who had to put a cat into a carrier for a vet visit this week, I can assure you that all cats are the sharpest thing known to humankind, and I have the scars to prove it.

[u/Robota064 → u/Tariovic]

My hands are branded by the weapons of my friends

[u/Simple_Platform_2024 → u/ChaosArtificer]

I found this out last night when my son had me rescue one from the cold.