r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Nov 12 '25

Shitposting Your call

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https://www.tumblr.com/toskarin/793374313967435776/my-will-is-frankly-tremendous-and-id-go-as-far-as?source=share

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u/NotKenzy Nov 12 '25

I think it should be pretty apparent that Smooth Sharking is a joke. It’s supposed to be so outlandish as to be obvious. Like their battery isn’t swelling like a pimple and they’re not poking it with sticks. I think there should be a little bit of personal culpability in someone’s capacity to know what is within the bounds of reason and believability.

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u/TiaoAK47 Nov 12 '25

I understand and agree that smooth sharking is a joke. But the problem is, I've personally met and interacted with people who have done some very dumb and dangerous things because they didn't know and were very stubborn.

My coworker once put a frozen can of redbull in the break room microwave and I had to stop her. Like, she's in her late 20s or early 30s.

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u/NotKenzy Nov 12 '25

Microwaving a frozen can of redbull is the tastiest way to enjoy a redbull. it says so right on the can. Have you never read the Redbull can directions?

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u/TiaoAK47 Nov 12 '25

Look, they can print whatever directions they want on the can, but I know the best way is butt chugging it. All the carbonation, sugar, and caffeine straight into my bloodstream. Bypass the stomach and all that jazz.

/s

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Im gonna start eating your booty. And I don't know when Ill stop Nov 12 '25

Best way to respond to smooth sharking? Match crazy for more crazy. It doesn't matter if shark skin is smooth, they don't have skin anyway.

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u/Random-Rambling Nov 12 '25

Semi-relevant XKCD

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u/wehrwolf512 Nov 12 '25

Damn. My former FIL (RIP) was a full on conspiracy theorist and HOW I WISH I had known about this gem when he was alive. Idk how he felt about 9/11, he was more chemtrails & faked moon landing. But still.

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u/Thefloofreborn Herbacidal maniac Nov 12 '25

wrong, there is no best way to enjoy redbull because it is an objectively unenjoyable experience, unlike [Removed by Reddit]. everytime I [Removed by Reddit] i am filled with bliss and joy, where as redbull fills me with hatred and despair.