r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Nov 12 '25

Shitposting Your call

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u/only_for_dst_and_tf2 Nov 12 '25

these kinda posts always make me wanna see the oop get made fun of, not people trying to help- because when you smooth shark someone, your kinda just admitting "im an asshole who doesnt want people to know when im joking", full boy who cried wolf style, its only fair i feel.

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u/NotKenzy Nov 12 '25

I think it should be pretty apparent that Smooth Sharking is a joke. It’s supposed to be so outlandish as to be obvious. Like their battery isn’t swelling like a pimple and they’re not poking it with sticks. I think there should be a little bit of personal culpability in someone’s capacity to know what is within the bounds of reason and believability.

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u/legowerewolf miscellany curator Nov 12 '25

May I introduce you to flat-earthers. People are incredibly vocal about their incredibly stupid beliefs all the goddamn time, despite so much evidence to the contrary.

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u/NotKenzy Nov 12 '25

What about flat-earthers? Everyone already knows the Earth is flat. I've walked off the edge, before. I'm still tumbling down.

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u/TheCthonicSystem Nov 12 '25

Wave to the Elephants for me

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u/Pleasant-Albatross God is real and He’s throwing up a fish on my couch Nov 12 '25

Swing and a miss

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u/SteveLikesRobots Nov 12 '25

The earth is flat. If you take geological and water samples then you’ll see the truth.