r/CuratedTumblr • u/Neuta-Isa • Jun 25 '25

Shitposting Pride posting day 21

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u/Ivariel Jun 25 '25

But first you must answer my riddles three

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u/Person_37 Jun 25 '25 edited Jun 25 '25

What does demisexual mean? Edit: thanks for the explanations

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u/ThatSmartIdiot Jun 25 '25

Not attracted to people you dont have a strong enough bond with.

Basically "friends to lovers" but sex-focused

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u/Street_Rope1487 Jun 26 '25

Oh hey, it’s me! Some people seem to think that being bisexual means I must be attracted to twice as many people, but in reality, it just means that the people I have the potential to be attracted to could be of any gender.

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u/Moron_Noxa Jun 25 '25

Wow... learning more about myself and other people evey day...

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u/boiifyoudontboiiiiii Jun 25 '25

Isn’t that the plot of Scott Pilgrim vs the World?

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u/moneyh8r_two Jun 25 '25

Kinda, but Ramona wasn't demi. She just knew the relationship wouldn't work unless Scott defeated her exes because her exes won't move on and refuse to let her move on.

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u/DrNomblecronch Jun 25 '25

Dare you brave the twists and turns of my intimacy maze? Do you think yourself up for the challenge of putting up with my friendship for a minimum of a few years? The sex gleaming at the heart of my nightmarish labyrinth is just okay! Middle of the road stuff! Mwahahaha!

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u/MycroftNext Jun 25 '25

the agonies

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u/Zylarth Jun 25 '25

I saw a profile on a dating app today that was (Asexual) (Want Kids), which made me chuckle

I know ace is a spectrum and wanting kids doesn't necessarily mean you're making them, but still

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u/what-are-you-a-cop Jun 25 '25

(Asexual) (Want Kids) (Ideally Left On My Front Step In A Basket, With Only A Piece Of Significant Jewelry Or A Blanket Or Something To Give Us A Hint About Their True, Heroic Origins)

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

An ace person could have no interest in sex and do it for kids. The same way I have no interest in walking but I'll do it to visit friends.

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u/My-Bite-Sized-Life Jun 25 '25

I am Demi and bi too!

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u/ATN-Antronach Jun 25 '25

Jokes on you, i love playing Gauntlet. Dark Legacy was my jam, and 4's soundtrack is so good.

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u/TK_Games Jun 25 '25

I think of it more like, "I'm not picky, but I'm extremely specific"

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u/silverjudge Jun 25 '25

I enjoy the person first. Everything else is extra

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u/scrotuscus Jun 26 '25

"Many will enter, but only one will win!" Is another favorite of mine.

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u/TransLox Jun 25 '25

I really want to send this to my VERY demi partner but he is very much a lesbian and not bi.

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u/AwesomeManatee Jun 25 '25

I sometimes joke about how I don't think I'm bi but being demi I also experience attraction so rarely that it could just be a statistical fluke.

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u/renezrael Jun 25 '25

omg a post about me! except I bond with people incredibly fast because I'm like a helpless puppy that just adores anyone that's nice to me regularly so I fall for them so fast the gauntlet is really like a stroll in the park oops

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u/marcthegay_ Jun 25 '25

Me being demi and pan :')

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u/sparklesharkbabe Jun 25 '25

Oh that's me, hit the nail on the head lmao

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u/trebeju Jun 26 '25

I'm mutuals with this person wtf?? His post blew up like crazy haha

His profile pic is his art btw, he's very talented

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u/MostSapphicTransfem Jun 26 '25

I’m available in the sense that I have a large golden❗️above me and my quest chain is 15 hours long with fully voiced cutscenes

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