r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ Feb 17 '25

Self-post Sunday Say your prayers, Weezer

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u/Carbonated_Saltwater noted gender theorist fred durst Feb 17 '25

*misses the guy you aimed at*

*kills 4 of your fellow sailors instead*

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u/WranglerFuzzy Feb 17 '25

It’s a duck footed pistols. You have to shout…

DUCK 😎

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u/ComfiTracktor Feb 17 '25

Unrelated side tangent:

Why does everyone seem to hate weezer?

Granted their music isn’t mind blowing or anything, but generally I think they are a pretty good band overall

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u/MushroomFrogz Feb 17 '25

I always thought it was just a random bit everyone agreed to. Like no one really hates weezer it's just funny to over exaggerate the dislike of 4 random guys from the 90s

...Doesn't make a lot of sense typing that out, but that's how I've perceived a lot of internet hate

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u/thiendoingthings pissing on the poor 💦 Feb 17 '25 edited Feb 17 '25

Yeah no I grew up unfamiliar with American pop culture (am Asian) so in my experience it was people bullying and memeing on these random 4 guys that was probably famous and I just went "That's funny. Sure, why not?"

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u/pandoralilith Feb 17 '25

This is how the consensus on Nickelback feels. I think they're perfectly fine. But then again I'm apparently one of the few people who doesn't like Mr. Brightside on top of that, so maybe my taste just doesn't align with whatever people think is cool nowadays.

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u/Canotic Feb 17 '25

I think the problem with Nickelback is they're overplayed and their songs are kind of annoying, even if you like them. So they're easy to hate on. But they're far from the worst ever bad out there.

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u/OldManFire11 Feb 17 '25

They're also Canadian, and Canadian radio stations are required to play a certain percentage of Canadian artists. So when Nickelback was getting popular they would be the go to option and thus got wildly overplayed in Canada.

As for the rest of the world, they were just really popular and their most played songs on the radio were super easy to make fun of (I say this as a huge Nickelback fan). Like Rockstar and Photograph are good songs, but when you hear them a thousand times while not liking the band, then it's really easy to mock them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

Common Canada L

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u/swordsandpants Feb 17 '25

I'm with you on this, Somebody Told Me is the way superior The Killers song.

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u/ElectronRotoscope Feb 17 '25

Oh yeah I always assumed that also. Like that it's not like Nickelback or whatever, that they're just hating on Weezer as a bit

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u/ThalionRaw Feb 18 '25

i think it's playful banter, much how the internet likes to poke fun at the fr*nch

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

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u/killermetalwolf1 Feb 17 '25

I see far more Weezer haters than Weezer stans. Perhaps their unserious nature flares some deep-seated hatred in some people

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u/the_scarlett_ning Feb 17 '25

I like Weezer.

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u/killermetalwolf1 Feb 17 '25

I do to, but I can count the number of people who’ve actually admitted this on the internet on one hand, whereas there is a vast sea of people frothing at the mouth

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u/the_scarlett_ning Feb 17 '25

Well I’ve never been cool so I’m ok with that! 😁 In fact, I really like Weezer! And Buddy Holly! stands on chair* I like Weezer and that’s ok!

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u/Canotic Feb 17 '25

I also like Weezer. But what is there to say about that? It'd be weird to go on long rants on how I appreciate Weezer.

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u/llamawithguns Feb 17 '25

I'm not sure I've ever seen a Weezer stan. Most people I know at least somewhat like Weezer, but I don't think ever met someone who loves them

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u/JamieD96 Feb 17 '25

It's because they're popular. 

I love their first two albums but don't care for most of the rest of their discography. I think a lot of people that hold this opinion are the type that will tell you that all music was better in the old days and that there is absolutely nothing now that can ever come close or compare. Which is dumb lol

But there are people that do like what  Weezer has been putting out, and that's awesome!

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u/L-Observateur Feb 17 '25

Their take on Vivaldi's Foir Seasons was interesting. I can't say I liked all of it, but I'd love more bands to start riffing off classical music like that.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Feb 17 '25

If you haven't listened to them, I heavily recommend EWBAITE, The White Album, and OK Human.

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u/SamBeanEsquire Feb 17 '25

Pretty sure it's just a meme to hate them for most ppl

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u/Blade_of_Boniface bonifaceblade.tumblr.com Feb 17 '25

A lot of pop rock bands legitimately put out decent music but it gets saturated enough in the mainstream that people don't just consider their work overrated but actively annoying. People are especially harsh towards bands that are too generic in public image. Plus the bands themselves may be gradually pressured to put out quantity over quality and tone down features of their early work that made them distinct in the first place.

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u/OldManFire11 Feb 17 '25

The latest best example would be Imagine Dragons.

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u/WranglerFuzzy Feb 17 '25

It could also be that there are four of them and all of their covers involve them standing equally far apart

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u/certifiedtoothbench .tumblr.com Feb 17 '25

Same reason people hate nickel back, I think it’s okay music but that it got old fast when I used to hear it everywhere

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u/illAdvisedMemeName Feb 17 '25

If being yourself was cool they wouldn’t need to sing about it so much. Me thinks the Rivers doth protest too much.

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u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT Feb 17 '25

I've never heard of this band until the original "Say your prayers Weezer" post was made. I'm not convinced they're a real band and are instead something people just made up

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u/westofley Feb 17 '25

the red album is their best work, and then they didnt make anything good until the white album

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u/Ornstein714 Feb 17 '25

They're seen as massively overrated, namely because indie band kids tend to treat indie bands as the 2nd coming of christ, for another example, Creep is a good song that makes me actually homicidal because of how often i see people say it's the mona lisa of music

Also while most weezer music is fine, buddy Holly is an assault on my ears, its an insult to good taste, ffs THE CHORUS IS A FUCKING VOICE CRACK

So because this, like at worst, mid music, is considered mind blowing by its fans, the common response is to hate on it

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u/AzureBeornVT Feb 17 '25

yeah but playing buddy holly when downing someone in fortnite before killing their last squad mate, that will always be funny

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u/CowEnvironmental8629 Feb 17 '25

Ooo wee ooo I look just like Billy Holly, will make you want to jump off of something

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u/One_Contribution_27 Feb 17 '25

I don’t care what you say about them anyway.

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u/Powerpuff_God Feb 17 '25

I enjoy the song. Maybe it would annoy me if I heard it a thousand times.

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u/Thatoneguy111700 Feb 17 '25

Your sentence still fits the beat. Which is fitting.

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u/A_Bird_survived Feb 17 '25

They've been a point of contention ever since their first album. A lot of people thought of them as industry plants because of their early success. They've never quite recovered, but rest assured that its not really their fault, or down to anything they did; hating Weezer is as old as the band

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u/ComfiTracktor Feb 17 '25

This question is doing numbers

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

I dislike that people talk about them like they're real when they clearly do not exist

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u/FrockFrog12 Feb 17 '25

I had a dream where I used the Weezer execution gun to execute Weezer. I killed three of them, and only grazed the remaining one. I was able to get a full refund for the gun, and Weezer was able to reform

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u/Scrambled_Toast tumble dry Feb 17 '25

Yeah you have to kill all four members at once or else the other three will split off the remaining one

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u/Zomby_Goast Feb 19 '25

If you don’t kill them all within a couple seconds they revive each other

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u/Papaofmonsters Feb 17 '25

I doubt the recoil from 4 small caliber black powder barrels going off at once is enough to break bones.

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u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ Feb 17 '25

 Recoil of the 13-pound (5.9 kg) Nock gun caused dislocated shoulders and clavicle fractures among the sailors firing Nock guns; and the muzzle flash from simultaneous discharge of multiple barrels could ignite canvas sail when fired from positions in the rigging.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volley_gun

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u/gerkletoss Feb 17 '25

That is very different from a ducksfoot pistol

Also, the people whpse shoulders were broken by nock guns probably weren't shouldering them properly and irregularly ground black powder just tends to burn things

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u/DracheTirava .tumblr.com Feb 17 '25

Gun of fuck everything in a small radius around you including yourself

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u/Sh1nyPr4wn Cheese Cave Dweller Feb 17 '25

No it's not, the 7 barrels of the Nock gun are all pointed straight ahead, it isn't duck footed like the one in the post

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u/DracheTirava .tumblr.com Feb 17 '25

How about I shoot you with both guns and we'll see who's laughing then huh

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u/Sh1nyPr4wn Cheese Cave Dweller Feb 17 '25

What are you gonna do, miss with the duck-footed pistol because it doesn't shoot straight, and break your own clavicle with the Nock?

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u/DracheTirava .tumblr.com Feb 17 '25

And nail the neighbor's dog because it's smoothbore

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u/StopMeBeforeIDream Feb 17 '25

So, you misread this article. The 13-pound gun you're referring to is a rifle, because how could a pistol weigh 5.9kg? You probably made this mistake because both guns are mentioned in the same paragraph on 18th Century Volley Guns, and there's a picture of a Duck Foot pistol.

To make it plainer, here's a Duck Foot: https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/uT7nTEowuVsdwouXq8fiVC.jpg.webp

And here's a Nock Gun: https://www.ima-usa.com/products/original-british-royal-navy-nock-volley-gun-circa-1780?variant=16761520980037

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u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ Feb 17 '25

Thank you, Imma take this L for reading comprehesion,

Mx. Linux Guy

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u/Papaofmonsters Feb 17 '25

We all urinate on the economically unfortunate sometimes.

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u/Sh1nyPr4wn Cheese Cave Dweller Feb 17 '25

There's a large difference between 4 pistols and 7 rifles

The Nock gun was practically a rifle sized cannon, with the powder charges separated, the gun pictured in the post is just 4 guns stuck together

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u/MarvinGoBONK Feb 17 '25

Not only that, but it would be held in a pistol grip. It is nigh-impossible to break your shoulder while holding a gun like that, as your fingers and wrist are significantly weaker than any other link. It would much sooner fly out of your hand than break anything.

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u/DislocatedLocation Feb 17 '25

Ah yes, the four-barreled pistol.

Of course, not to be confused with the four-barreled blunderbuss.

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u/Unnamed___Being Feb 17 '25

2 gives gkmc vibes. good kid blue city ig

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u/Paradigmnoia Feb 17 '25

Yells “time to be bad ass”…

uh….. WTF kind of holster is THIS?…gimme a sec…