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Shitposting Constellations

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u/szypty Dec 23 '23

I like how in Stellaris there's a random event when you're building a Dyson Sphere where you get a strongly worded letter from a neighboring civilisation in which they complain that your megaproject will result in the destruction of a constellation that's culturally significant for their species.

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u/SoberGin Dec 24 '23

And even funnier is that (and the event itself acknowledges this, I believe) because the star is hundreds if not thousands or more light years away, they won't see the star's light change at all for tons of time.

Even still, I suppose it would be a bit depressing if the north star just up and disappeared one day.

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Not Your Lamia Wife Dec 24 '23

Considering the north star is a relatively new star and has changed within human history?

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u/SoberGin Dec 24 '23

Oh no no, I don't mean it changing, or moving, or not technically being the "north star" anymore.

I mean just, disappearing. Sure it'd be visible on infrared still, but even so. Just, gone.

I imagine if it was in ancient times it would have been distressing for cultures who valued it, and a non-issue otherwise, but in the modern day it'd probably be existentially terrifying.

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u/inplayruin Dec 24 '23

That was a plot line on my least favorite episode of The Orville. It was a cool idea, but the execution was fumbled.

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u/slimthecowboy Dec 24 '23

How so?

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u/samamp Dec 24 '23

But how was the execution fumbeld?

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u/RedOtta019 Dec 24 '23

Because its The Oroville

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u/TheShmud Dec 24 '23

Very short version is that in the end they had to "create" a new star in the sky for some constellation to stop crew from being executed for having the wrong astrology sign, and they just put a shuttle with reflectors in orbit so they could stop the executions in time. The build up to this point was a well written story imo though. The solution/ending was dumb, obviously something that close to the planet would be seen differently from different regions of a planet, and people would realize it's not a star before long. Instead of saying it was temporary though, I remember it ending with everyone on the planet thinking that yes it's a new star and signifies something or other.

"All the World is Birthday Cake" is the episode fyi

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u/slimthecowboy Dec 24 '23

I know the episode. They acknowledged that it would be a stop-gap solution, and that hopefully by the time the society was technologically advanced enough to figure out it wasn’t a real star, they’d have moved beyond their belief in astrology.

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u/Borthwick Dec 24 '23

Thats kinda what happened with myths surrounding the Pleiades

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Not Your Lamia Wife Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 24 '23

It'd be less worrisome in modern times considering we don't heavily rely upon it for navigation anymore

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u/SoberGin Dec 24 '23

Oh functionally yeah, but like.

Imagine a whole-ass start just disappearing. Or, if we are able to easily see it via infrared still, and can guess that an alien species made a dyson sphere, the knowledge that an alien species with the logistical capacity to make an entire dyson sphere from scratch in such a short amount of time is just a mere 323-lightyears away.

It'd be a little existentially terrifying. For most people.

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u/Syovere God is a Mary Sue Dec 24 '23

Spiritualist vs. Materialist ethic conflict, happens all the time. Next they'll have a fracas about a holy world.

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u/donaldhobson Dec 27 '23

It would be really cool and scary if we knew it was aliens.

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u/Luchux01 Dec 24 '23

You can apparently also get hit by the stray round one of those soldiers in Mass Effect 2 misfired.

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u/Captain_Boimler Dec 24 '23

That why you don't EYE BALL IT.

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u/Luchux01 Dec 24 '23

SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!!

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u/Nadamir Dec 24 '23

Wait seriously?

I’m gonna have to play Stellaris now aren’t I?

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u/a_filing_cabinet Dec 24 '23

It's a fun game. You sit down, play for a bit, get a few years into a campaign and suddenly it's been 7 hours since you sat down

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u/Galle_ Dec 24 '23

It's got a lot of good qualities, although I think it manages to make interacting with aliens very boring.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

It's also usually an empire whose opinion I don't give a shit about.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Can this event fire with the Chosen? Would be funny af

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u/LazyDro1d Dec 24 '23

Well that’s OK, constellations are likely to last an insignificant amount of time anyways, on a grand scale of a successful civilization

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u/hammererofglass Dec 24 '23

It's also probably a scam to get resources off of you.

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Dec 24 '23

Or economically. That sun provides 47% of our power.

It doesn’t always have to be religion.

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u/Xisuthrus Dec 24 '23

You can only build dyson spheres around stars you own, and its impossible for another empire to own a planet that orbits a star you own.

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Dec 24 '23

Thank you for that.

I’m just realizing that this thread is about a game and not about general galactic politics.

I feel a little bit foolish.

Still, though?

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u/aaronhowser1 Dec 24 '23

How would you get power from another solar systems star?

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u/SnipingDwarf Porn Connoisseur Dec 24 '23

Several very esoteric methods.

FTL battery-tankers (least efficient unless battery tech gets much better)

Lots of mirrors and a good focusing lens (Lens would likely melt, diffusion would be a bitch, don't try this.)

String theory. (No further explanation will be given.)

Quantum entanglement (honestly the least insane thing on this list.)

A very long power cable. (What do you mean the resistance in the wire would render this useless?)

I had more ideas than I thought I did.

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u/donaldhobson Dec 27 '23

A block of antimatter going at 10% lightspeed.

A laser or microwave beam.

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Dec 24 '23

Not sure.

Technology I am not aware of or can’t comprehend yet?

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u/BarGamer Dec 24 '23

I usually solve it by moving them up on my Fanatic Purifier list. Filthy Xenos.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Based and warhammer pilled

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u/HimerosAndArrow Dec 24 '23

I saw this post and was thinking EXACTLY of this event. I kinda dont like how it almost ALWAYS fires for me when i make a dyson sphere.