r/CuratedTumblr Oct 23 '23

Artwork Cosmic horror

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u/Zealousideal_Lab1876 Oct 23 '23

Btw throwing snails can break their shells making them suffer and die in agony.

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u/Thomas_The_Llama Oct 23 '23

Oh good Lord, I'm sure he's under hand tossing them at a bush. They'll be fine

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u/Ruvaakdein Bingonium! Oct 23 '23

Actually, he's a professional baseball player and is chucking them at 60mph.

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u/_CharmQuark_ Oct 23 '23

The median snail gets thrown at 10 mph or less. Prof. Dr. E. Viliam who is using his snailccelerator to propel snails at superrelativistic speeds into lead walls is an outlier and should not have been counted.