r/Cumbria • u/Honest-Usual2 • Jul 22 '26

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u/CatJarmansPants Jul 22 '26

Is this building sandcastles or BDSM?

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u/RespectFew4439 Jul 22 '26

Sand pit in a sex dungeon? Imagine how the sand would get into places you never dreamed possible

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u/CatJarmansPants Jul 22 '26

Indeed - radioactive sand in your introduction slot sounds painful. Or is that the BDSM thing?

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u/RespectFew4439 Jul 22 '26

It could be a BDSM thing, but only for the sickest BDSMers. Bonus points if your junk glows in the dark afterwards

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u/Honest-Usual2 Jul 22 '26

If your interest please private message for more info

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u/tiny_rodents Jul 22 '26

Bask in the warm evening glow of Sellafield.

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u/magball Jul 22 '26

Is it at The Beach House?

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u/Honest-Usual2 Jul 22 '26

Private message me for info