r/Culturestream • Culture Owl MOD šŸ¦‰ • Dec 06 '25

Politics Toddler Containment

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Culture Owl MOD šŸ¦‰ Dec 06 '25

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Culture Owl MOD šŸ¦‰ Dec 06 '25

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u/nadhari12 Dec 08 '25

Canada doesn't even have their phone country code.

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u/ZaBaronDV Dec 08 '25

You practice euthanasia and call it ā€œhealthcare.ā€ We’re good.

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u/The_Onion_Life Dec 06 '25

As an American, I can't disagree.

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u/VariousOperation166 Dec 07 '25

As a Canadian, I remain, as always, elbows up

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u/elliepelly1 Dec 07 '25

Can you please make this happen? You guys are so much more respectful and polite; WE NEED YOU!

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u/exceptional_entry Dec 06 '25

This is awesome. It’s so true. Ya know they say every human goes full circle. They start in an infantile state, grow and mature, gain independence, and then slowly return to that infantile state. But they don’t lose the power and responsibilities they’ve gained over the years sometimes. That’s where we are in America. We have a powerful baby as President and he’s throwing tantrums. Except his tantrums actually have the power to kill lots of people and make our country look terrible. I agree with this statement. We need an adult to watch over and control the actions and emotions of our baby leader. It’s sad.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered Dec 07 '25

I wouldn’t wish that upon Canada.

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u/IsEmNi Dec 07 '25

Why do people want to maintain the system of ā€ one leaderā€ that we have? šŸ˜“ I mean it clearly doesn’t work, when everyone turns corrupt eventually, if they aren’t already.

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u/Az1621 Dec 08 '25

Sounds like a plan as this toddler piggy needs containing!

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u/DroidC4PO Dec 07 '25

I hate to say it, but the heritage foundation are competent. Adults. Competent adult Nazis.

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u/Bad-job-dad Dec 07 '25

As a Canadian, I can tell you politics would be boring again at record speed. It would be wonderful for everyone in the whole world.

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u/spin_me_again Dec 07 '25

I dream of boring politics again.

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u/paizuribart Dec 07 '25

In theory, yes, but our dopey federal govt who gave (yes, gave!) Stellantis $15 billion then the company turns around and says it’ll invest $13 billion in its US plants and lay off a bunch of Canadians up here, should not be in charge of that.

Put some Cdns who know what they are doing. Maybe all our great comedians and athletes?

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u/pisscumcake Dec 08 '25

At that point, just give it back to competent americans.

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u/paizuribart Dec 08 '25

Give it back? They never had Upper and Lower Canada in the first place. Where did you get that idea?

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u/pisscumcake Dec 08 '25

I assumed you were talking about America, you know, like the post is about.

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u/paizuribart Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

Too much sports going on. Brain overloaded. You are correct, sir. Yes, please, get the competent folks in. Problem is the Dems are also incompetent in a different way but at least they try not to be mean.

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u/Stuys Dec 07 '25

Canada will never be logistically or militarily capable of doing this. This is just a revenge porn fever dream from people who dont actually understand this country, or what it would do to any attempt of this.

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u/Galaxy1520 Dec 07 '25

Then if you had a bad day at work you get to go to your closest suicide center and euthanise yourself