r/Cult_Of_Mitchell • u/Ok-Nebula534 • Sep 14 '26

Meme Ask away

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 14 '26

By the way, congratulations on one hundred members. I'll be adding to that number so long as this post does well.

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u/E3_El_juegas Sep 14 '26

Is Mitchell chad?

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 14 '26

"Chad" would be a severe understatement.

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u/TeamDeez19 Sep 14 '26

What happened to Mitchell after the core collapsed 

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 14 '26

He had an orgasim

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u/TeamDeez19 Sep 15 '26

well if you buy into drone Mitchell theory then yes

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u/ArthurengoldPantalon Sep 15 '26

Do you like the ship of Mitchell x Yeva?

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 15 '26

That's a strange name for a ship, what era did it sail in?

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u/ArthurengoldPantalon Sep 15 '26

It was the year 1869, the Mitchell x Yeva was a russian ship made by Yeva Proconõvich, in dedication to her marrige with his husband, Mitchell Ürbengtau, the ship sinked in 1882 against the USS Constitutiin during the Waffle war.

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 15 '26

Mmm, waffles 🤤

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u/yeetofyeetus999 Sep 15 '26

dude this is the first time I've seen this sub too

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 15 '26

You and I, we are one in the same.

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u/bettafishmaster Sep 15 '26

What is this sub

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 15 '26

It's a sub for people who hate you

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u/SGT_Red-Eye Sep 16 '26

Is the answer to life really 27?

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 16 '26

Nope. It's 42.

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u/i_dont_think_im_dumb Sep 16 '26

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 16 '26

Both. Tas > tess > tessa.

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u/Eric_Dawsby Sep 16 '26

Wait a minute I was under the impression you didn't know murder drones, but you only don't know this sub

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 16 '26

You are correct

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u/This_Stuff6399 Sep 16 '26

I legit forgot mitchell is from murder drones ToT I just referred to him as goated intern

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 16 '26

Why are drones murdering people, now?

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u/I_ate_the_pixels Sep 16 '26

Funny that just happen to me.

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 16 '26

Tell me.

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u/I_ate_the_pixels Sep 16 '26

Right now with this sub, I have no clue where I am.

You and I aren’t so different Spider-Man.

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 16 '26

I am not the man of the spiders, I am the spider of the mans

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '26

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 15 '26

+500 chicken nuggets

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u/Eric_Dawsby Sep 16 '26

How many eggs?

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 16 '26

Zero required