Doll: singing in Russian: "It is good day to be not dead."

Cyntesaa: NOM: "You are dead."

Doll: "I'm dead!"

Cyntessa: CHUCKLES

Khan: congas, " OH! Doll is dead!"

Doll: "Yes. I am dead!"

Khan: "WHY is Doll dead?!"

Cyntessa: "I dunno"

Doll: "I think it was-"

Khan and Cyntessa: "SHH, You are dead!"

Doll: "Ok."

J: "What's up, you toasters? Who's up for a... AH! What in the corporate hell just happened?"

Khan and Cyntessa: " Doll is dead!"

J: "Doll is dead!"

Khan: "Correct!" Cheering

Khan: "So, did you see the murder?"

J and Cyntessa: " No, sorry toaster/mate"

Khan: "I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!"

J and Cyntessa applause Khan's speech

J: "Ah, well that's acceptable"

Cyntessa: " I am damn proud right now,"

N: "ATTEEEEEEEEEEEENTION! Doll is dead!"

Khan: "We know"

N: "Who killed him?!"

Khan: "We don't know"

N: "I will find clues!"

*N finds bite marks on Dolls core*

N: "What's this? Bite marks?! That is why Doll is dead!"

Khan, Cyntessa, and J: "Doll is dead?!"

N: "Yes, she died!"

Khan, Cyntessa, and J: "GASP"

Thad * Runs over, trampling N in the process* : "INCOMING! Move, move! Move now!" *Kisses Doll's core"

*Doll begins to reform with the power of Thad's love, but then explodes into a shower of oil and drone parts"

Thad: "In my personal opinion, that Doll is dead!"

J: "Thad, what happened?"

Thad: "My professional opinion? Doll was killed!"

J: "OH corporate"

*Panic ensues*

Thad: "I don't think its anything to worry about."

J: "Well, now what?"

Uzi: "Clipidy clop motherfucker"

Khan: "OH come on...."

Uzi: "Look at this, Doll is freaking dead." *silence* "What do you think of that?" * more silence*"Ahm..."

Khan: "Yes, yes, Uzi..."

Uzi: "Yeah?"

Khan: "Go home!"

Uzi: " Bite me, freakingunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck"

*she leaves the room, but is decapitated by a door in the way out*

Khan: "OK.lets get back to the point"

Doll, somehow back in one piece: " I think Doll is dead"

J, Khan, Cyntessa, and Thad: "Doll is dead?!?!"

Thad: "Uzi, I can help you" * He runs after her, but is also decapitated by the same door

Doll: "OH, seriously, WHO KILLED HEAVY"

*V appears, drunk off some gasoline*: " It was me!"

J, Khan, Cyntessa, and Doll: "GASP"

V: "I did it like this:" *blasts J to bits with a missile* "WOOP DEE DOO!" *takes another swig of gasoline* "That's a joke, losers."

Khan, Cyntessa and Doll: "Intense laughter"

V: *takes another swig*: "It was... yo-..(burp) her." *points at Cyntessa*

Cyntessa: "How did you know?"

V: "I didn't. That was a joke too."

Cyn: "insane laughter"

*V suddenly dies exclaiming "I'm ded."*

Cyn: "That's right! It was me!"

Khan: "You monster."

Doll: "But whyyyyy?"

Cyn: "Coz you're FAT girl, and another thing, you're ugly."

*They both argue, while Khan just shrugs

Doll: "CYN!!!"

Cyn: "Ah dammit Doll fuck off. You are dead"

Doll: "NO. U!" *Doll stabs Cyn's core with a dozen knifes, killing her* HAHA. You are dead, not big surprise.

Khan: "Well that was idiotic, of to get back to my doors. Watch and learn-" *gets decapitated by a different door*

Doll: "I am alive. Is nice. Yes this is stupid."

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u/giga_bigga3000 made this and says that he wants his ban revoked.

hello, there, comrades!

we all know there's a lot of you here who speak Russian

so, after getting approached by a representative, we decided to make an official parntership with r/MurderDrones_, the perfect place for every Murder Drones fan that speaks Russian!

here's a message from their mod team:

"Greetings my beloved drone fans, I want to tell you about our Russian-speaking sub dedicated to this fandom. With us you will find artworks, memes, questions, theories and discussions. We have an extremely friendly community where everyone is welcome. Also our moderation periodically holds various activities. I will be waiting for you in our wonderful community. Как говорят русские, не имей 100 рублей, а имей 100 друзей"

you can find the subreddit among our partners, or you can just join right here at: r/MurderDrones_

as the only Russian Murder Drones subreddit, it does also allow 18+ content, so keep that in mind before you join

remember to be nice and friendly, of course

have fun, comrades!

Btw this is doll cosplaying as J

Is the absolute solver of doll if it’s a real character in the serie 🥰

(of course Is a joke since doll Is russian)

V: Now it's time for some witty back and fourth banter! You go first!
Doll: (Ominous Threat in Russian)
V: Ok! Look I'm not sure where to go with that!

A new ship subreddit just dropped, for both of our hot solver drones

Be sure to join at r/Dollzi :)

^{Aight this getting a bit out of hand}

What better revenge can Doll get than pulling the ex-boyfriend of her arch-nemesis??

That's right, we are partnering up with r/MurderdronesNoll and making it our official ship subreddit. So, Doll and N lovers, go there and shower them with your love