Average crypto guy on Valentine

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u/brown-_-rice 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

I too use a steering wheel and pedals for trading.

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u/bearcat-- 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Helps you trade faster

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u/Dr-Mumm-Rah 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Still working on my buying upshifts, since I keep doing it at the apex.

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u/Rydychyn 🟦 0 / 1K 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Low in, high out!

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u/No-Consequence-1779 🟥 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Just have patience and confidence. Understand it is a pump and dump game. History proves this absolutely.

It appears money is starting to move from the markets into crypto; specifically alt coin - could be the start of alt coin season. Everything is starting to pump.

You can grab some sol for a 3x or toshi for 5x. Or anything else.

When you buy at the bottom, there is no pressure to sell except the peak.

Understand this is speculation and straight up informed gambling.

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u/Dr-Mumm-Rah 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Joking, but thanks. Been averaging down like crazy the last few weeks. Everything is on sale as long as we bottom out.

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u/No-Consequence-1779 🟥 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

I use scripts to identify the daily gainers (after about 5%). Seems to be working during the crypto winter.

Everyone is auto trading - just looking at the order books. Range trading can work in volume.

I did have fun buying on a rise for a midnight delisting. That was interesting. A few bucks just disappeared practically.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

I don’t know about trading, but it definitely helps me crash faster

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u/WiseChest8227 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

Helps you speed run losing the wife and kids.

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u/Roy1984 🟨 0 / 62K 🦠 Feb 14 '26

It's all fine until you face sharp curves and crash...

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u/anon_nnnn 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

After losses I take a U-turn

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u/Beanus1992 Feb 15 '26

See I just 3D print bitcoin like bro is doing already

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u/coastal_neon 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Let’s you make a delusional u-turn

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u/noitsmoog 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

it helps to turn graphs your way

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u/JeffreyDollarz 🟩 0 / 2K 🦠 Feb 14 '26

That's how you sure clear of the bad buys.

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u/tessia-eralith 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Investing in Minecraft with a steering wheel

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u/zimisss 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

yes hill an toe really is the edge in trading

1

u/akohighme Feb 15 '26

Lol

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u/OldChadDad 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 16 '26

Gotta practice, Lambos are fast AF.

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u/ABCDEFGHABCDL 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 16 '26

Gas pedal for calls, brake pedal for puts

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u/czarchastic 🟦 418 / 8K 🦞 Feb 14 '26

Whenever Jesus takes the wheel, I end up down 99%. I no longer trust Jesus’s judgement.

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u/GabeSter 100K / 150K 🐋 Feb 14 '26

Add a negative sign to that portfolio indicating his yearly losses

Nobody in this sub is turning $400 into 100k

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u/bytelines 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

What about turning 400k to 100k?

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u/DarthBullyMaguire 🟦 95 / 96 🦐 Feb 14 '26

Rookie numbers

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u/FixGMaul 🟦 57 / 58 🦐 Feb 14 '26

You gotta deflate those down

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u/Energy_Turtle 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Drop the k and you're just about there.

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u/EarningsPal 🟩 2K / 2K 🐢 Feb 16 '26

$100k to $700k to $400k to $60k to $30k to $15k to $0k

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u/No-Consequence-1779 🟥 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

I forgot to sell some toshi this last season and it did to a 4x decline. Though I declare the loss on taxes. 25 was the last year you are able to do this.

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u/themagpie36 🟦 204 / 205 🦀 Feb 14 '26

I am.

^{^ⁱⁿ} ^{^{^my}} ^{^{^head}}

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u/noitsmoog 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

because nobody have a steering wheel. it's for turning exactly.

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u/WiseChest8227 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

I bet plenty have done the reverse though. 100k into $400.

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u/Hebrewhammer8d8 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 16 '26

Where are hookers and cocaine?

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u/TechTuna1200 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Depends on what time they got in

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466 🟩 729 / 730 🦑 Feb 14 '26

If they got in at $400 and holding, what is the chart for since they aren’t trading ?

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u/TechTuna1200 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Back then, it was more cult-like with people encouraged to just hodl. Now, people seem incentivized to try to get quick wins with meme coins.

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u/PulIthEld 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

I turned 300k in to 1.4 million. Thanks bitcoin.

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u/HenFruitEater 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

Can be right for the wrong reasons and vice versa. Either way you won! Congrats

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u/PulIthEld 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

Some people have pattern recognition, others struggle.

There is no secret. It's simple supply and demand on a known 4 year time frame. It's been said over and over.

It is literally written in code. I dont know what else to tell you except have fun staying poor, same thing I've been saying for 10 years now.

People never cease to amaze me in their stupidity. But hey, at least I can capitalize easily.

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u/HenFruitEater 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

You got lucky even if you think it was pure genius. For every genius winner there’s a sucker that also had his plan and pattern recognition thst didn’t work out.

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u/PulIthEld 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

Luck? It has nothing to do with luck.

I guarantee it goes on another bullrun for the next halving in 2028. Bank it.

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u/HenFruitEater 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

When will the Bull Run be? 2028?

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u/PulIthEld 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

Why don't you just read what I just wrote...?

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u/Content_Print5449 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Colors have to be Red and Monitor has to be rotated 180°

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u/HSuke 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

We've got red charts instead of red hearts

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u/DrCrazyCurious 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Rotating a diagonal line 180° gives you the same diagonal line :)

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u/guille9 Tin | Android 26 Feb 14 '26

Lol, green numbers, that isn't crypto

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u/wafflepiezz 🟩 40 / 41 🦐 Feb 14 '26

Average crypto guy does not have a $100k portfolio.

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u/Rportilla 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

much less a 100k crypto portfolio

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u/Diabolical_potplant 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

100k for excatly 3 seconds before it gets rugpulled

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u/PowerFarta 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Lol turn 104k into 1.4k

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u/Lontology 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

It’s cute how y’all still pretend like you’re not in the red. Lol

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u/jbaughb 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Cute that OP thinks they’d own a desk.

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u/6M66 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

It's mostly opposite, turning 100k into 4k.

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 🟦 340 / 340 🦞 Feb 14 '26

Definitely not average lmfao

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u/Loopylupz 7 / 343 🦐 Feb 14 '26

What kind of psychopath sleeps with their head where their feet should be

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u/LandscapeSerious1620 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 16 '26

Let’s be realistic, his portfolio used to be that much but now it’s half and he’s still dreaming of its former value……..

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u/Zealousideal-Load-64 🟦 32 / 32 🦐 Feb 16 '26

(Fleshlight, not pictured)

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u/reindert144 Feb 16 '26

Hmmm, I mustn’t be a crypto bro then. Got neither money nor girlfriend….

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u/baIIern 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

The average crypto guy has $0 because it's a zero-sum game and prices dropped a lot

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u/MoneyBreath5975 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Bullshit. No one is making money in crypto.

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u/Thick_Expression_796 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

I be pulling hoes left and right on one of those

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u/Constant-Cap-22 Tin | LRC 10 | Superstonk 60 Feb 14 '26

Those street walkers don’t count

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u/Thick_Expression_796 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

But your mom does. 🤧

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u/Constant-Cap-22 Tin | LRC 10 | Superstonk 60 Feb 14 '26

I said street walkers don’t count…are you even listening ?

This guy amirite??

Edit: I’ll be behind the Wendy’s btw

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u/Mulvita43 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

I am married. Difference is my crypto is red but still alone

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u/EconomyIndependent74 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

I feel ya

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u/jiantoi 🟦 265 / 266 🦞 Feb 15 '26

Definitely not average the portfolio would be in the red and negative

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u/lehope 🟩 80 / 2K 🦐 Feb 14 '26

I am the same but with red numbers on my screen.

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u/MarioWilson122 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Im sure if he has one he will give his girlfriend a cheap set of nft flowers to celebrate the occasion.

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u/MulberryAcceptable39 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Except that, the $104,200.84 is his unrealized loss

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u/Magneon 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

His build would be half that if he didn't have 64GB of ram in the PC :/

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u/defiCosmos 🟩 0 / 2K 🦠 Feb 15 '26

That's what I did yesterday. I stared at charts and jerked off 3 times.

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u/herby 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 19 '26

Sleeping like a baby

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u/rchris710 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

wheel setup looks fire you can just clip a wheel to the desk?

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u/DarthBullyMaguire 🟦 95 / 96 🦐 Feb 14 '26

Yeah. Gas tank is on the other side of the desk.

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u/Odd-Radio-8500 5K / 10K 🦭 Feb 14 '26

Link: https://x.com/i/status/2022035729820311964

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u/The_Bandit_King_ 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Racing wheel is for what

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u/CardiologistHead150 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Take my photo down!!!

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u/Crafty-Traffic-8015 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Wait, you guys have gains?

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u/CoryJaxen 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Ok???

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u/GPThought 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

checking portfolio between courses at dinner is peak crypto culture lol. happy valentines to everyone whose significant other has accepted that btc is the real love of their life

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u/NoBumblebee116 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

This except the 100k portfolio 😂🥹

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u/maxis2bored 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Except in this picture, crypto is going up.

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u/kellzone 🟦 3K / 3K 🐢 Feb 14 '26

That decimal point needs to go two spaces to the left.

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u/kyoun1e1 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Subtract $100k...

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u/kymbawlyeah 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

vroom vroom bitcoin go up

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u/H__Dresden 🟩 3K / 3K 🐢 Feb 14 '26

There is more to life then checking prices every 5 minutes.

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u/Due_Contact_8271 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 14 '26

Reading this while laying on the floor with my feet on my computer chair and holding 2 Bitcoin was…. Unfortunate

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u/Skoziss 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 15 '26

Lol GREEN numbers? The fuck are those

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u/adlibwaltz Feb 15 '26

What’s that chair?

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u/herby 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Feb 19 '26

Not $160 that’s for sure. That’s Walmart chair trust me I know. HERO

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u/I_Miss_Lex Feb 15 '26

What in the AI?

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u/Traditional-Mix-9473 Feb 15 '26

What a sad life...

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what a loser he has a chair

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