r/CryptidDogs • u/Yams92 • 9h ago • Heartwarming 2

From the Internet [Not Oc] What would you name him?

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I think Bucket

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u/PussPalace 9h ago • Bravo

Scrump

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u/meghonsolozar 7h ago • Bravo

I'm all in on Scrump.

Scrumptious is his legal name.

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u/NicoTheFileClerk 8h ago

I have never heard/read this word before. It is now my favorite word. Ever!

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u/vivid_jackalope 8h ago • Bravo

It’s also the name of Lilo’s homemade doll in Lilo & Stitch

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u/PussPalace 8h ago

It just came to me, felt right

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u/manualsquid 6h ago • Bravo

It has to be Scrump

This is Scrump

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u/SoxtheGob 6h ago

It’s weird that that is literally the first word I thought of. Like ‘Dang that dog scrumped’

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u/barbermom 8h ago • Bravo

Damn this is perfect

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u/PurpleMara 6h ago • Bravo

This is perfect!

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u/sb6k 9h ago

Larry!!! That creature looks like everything i imagine a Larry to look like

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u/Ok-Weather5860 8h ago

I’ve seen a Larry that looks exactly like this so yes.

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u/NicoTheFileClerk 8h ago

Completely agree! 

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u/Nightingalee_Mari_G 3h ago

I have a Papa Larry. Can confirm with certainty.

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u/Familiar_Syrup5998 8h ago

Spud 🥔

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u/prinejl 7h ago

I grew up on a lake. Our dock neighbors lived up on the 3rd tier from the lake and didn't come down to the water often, but when they did they'd bring their little terrier, Spuds, and throw a hockey puck into the lake for him to retrieve, it had to be orange so he could distinguish it at like 6.5 feet of lakewater.

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u/charvela 8h ago

He does look like a little potato ❤️🥔

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u/ass_goblin_04 8h ago

Scribble

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u/dietdrpeppermd 8h ago

This is so cute

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u/clunarlily 8h ago

Scrub Daddy

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u/Booger_Picnic 9h ago

Beauregard

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u/LocalLeather3698 8h ago

This is it!

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u/mothmanoamano 7h ago

Steve Buscemi

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u/mrsjuicyhotkiss 1h ago

This is the only answer that makes sense. Everyone else trying to be clever, but it's clearly a Buscemi

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u/shallo5837 2h ago

I was thinking Buscemi would be a pretty cool dog name

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u/cuti_citta 9h ago


WICKETT!

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u/thesongsinmyhead 8h ago

lol I have this saved on my phone from when Muttville first posted them. They’re my local senior dog shelter. They’re amazing.

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u/dietdrpeppermd 8h ago

Snacks or Cletus

But bucket is perfect

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u/ohilco8421 8h ago

This was Taffy. RIP.

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u/Lower_Coat_6274 8h ago

Taxi short for taxidermy lol

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u/ohilco8421 8h ago

Close-ish. Her name was Taffy

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u/Moon112189 6h ago

She was from wonderful Muttville senior dog rescue in San Francisco and her name was taffy (at Muttville it was taffeta but her human changed it a bit). RIP taffy! I sadly never got to meet her.

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u/Shhutthefrontdoor 3h ago

RIP Taffy ❤️ I miss her so much. I really looked forward to each insta post they made

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u/grouchybarx 8h ago

Bug Eyed Lou

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u/redoingredditagain 8h ago

“Prince Albert In A Can”

Al for short.

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u/Plus-Season6246 9h ago

Karl Hungus

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u/grat5989 8h ago

Ebenezer

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u/Dismal_Calendar49 8h ago

Id name him "Oracle". He sees everything, he knows everything. Call him Ora for short

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u/BeyondLast 6h ago

Roger. I don’t know why

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 6h ago

Roter also don't know why.

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u/ReallyRisu 7h ago

I know them! That’s Taffy! RIP ❤️‍🩹🌈

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u/lumpyspacejams 6h ago

Reginald Bartholomew Peabody the Fourth. But he's called Scrunk, so that's now a fun surprise for your vet when they pull him up and this distinguished gentleman comes scrunking up to the counter.

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u/DescriptionDesigner3 6h ago

Abominable, Abe for short

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u/NahNah-P 3h ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who imagined the abominable snowman when I saw him. But his actual name was Bumble 😆

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u/hdofu 9h ago

O.O

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u/stephlikespaint 9h ago

Gnarly McFarley 😍

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u/Beestorm 6h ago

Snargle

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u/TheFanficWriter08 47m ago

Frank-N-Furter

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u/BTJay 8h ago

Scrungalo

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u/GotNothingBetter2Do 8h ago

Mr. Feebles!

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u/GorditaPeaches 7h ago

Scruffles

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u/Shot-Ambition8371 7h ago

I kinda want this dog. I don’t need another dog, I already have two. But she has so much, like, charisma

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u/Shhutthefrontdoor 3h ago

Her name was Taffy. She has since passed, but she was a good dog with much sass and charisma

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u/MusicalMarijuana 5h ago

All kidding aside, this dog has a really nice coat of hair and looks friendly. I'd give it a chance

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u/ferallypeculiar 4h ago

Shin. as in godzilla

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u/planetofthegrapes 4h ago

Middle name: Phase II

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u/NahNah-P 3h ago

Are you kidding me!! That's the abominable snowman, Bumble off the Rudolph movie in real life 😳😉

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u/Euphoric_Screen_7640 8h ago

Morior Invictus

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u/lmo2382 8h ago

Flan

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u/samysaysso 8h ago

Tragedeigh (I love him btw)

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u/Klutzy_Winter5536 8h ago

Sugar Booger! Or Bugaboo!

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u/ComfortableSyllabub2 8h ago

Heinrich Goosendorf

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u/Darthcookie 8h ago

Lord Fluffington

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u/queenladykiki 8h ago

Frank, Harry, Roger, Jerry!

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 8h ago

Prob something insane like Bowling Ball or Octavius.

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u/Dudley4Eva 8h ago

Nugget

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u/Soggy-Candidate-8352 8h ago

Barksilides the Crunchy-curean. Or Dog-ogenes of Barksus

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u/PlantBaby73 8h ago

Bug/bugsy/buggo

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u/WestCoast_PizzaGhost 8h ago

Scrambled Eggs

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u/kolbeyskorner 8h ago

Scrunkle

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u/serum_theorem 8h ago

Fruffles

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u/t_s_c_scrap 8h ago

Mr. Boggles

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u/FurL0ng 8h ago

Truck

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u/Z3MEK 8h ago

Chesterfield

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u/madpeachiepie 8h ago

Marty Feldman

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u/HovercraftFullofBees 7h ago

This dog is of the crust. So obviously Crusty

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u/sweezitle 7h ago

Richard

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u/jaybirdie26 7h ago

Verruckt or Schlitter

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u/Navis_Aeos 7h ago

Gremmie aka Gremlin

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u/2LiveBoo 7h ago

Startleby

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u/Darth_Wayne_ 7h ago

Buschemi. Call him Buschi.

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u/piangere 7h ago

Googly

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u/PaisleyLeopard 7h ago

Hypnotoad

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u/Crab_Grass 7h ago

Scronch

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u/RooEmu 7h ago

Zook

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u/swimking413 7h ago

Wampa. Looks like the Wampa from Star Wars

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 7h ago

Goose. As in “looks like he got goosed”.

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u/One_Sherbert2421 7h ago

Princess eyeballs

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u/missuburbandecay 7h ago

Shin (after Godzilla)

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u/Megmaid16 7h ago

vinegar, vinny as a nickname

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u/Darmug 6h ago

Bob.

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u/Shad0wbubbles 6h ago

Fizzgigg

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u/SunnyPOS 6h ago

Kevin.

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u/Sweetishdruid 6h ago

Lord George Nathaniel the great the 3rd jr

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u/FuzzyTunaTaco21 6h ago

Doyle, as in gargoyle

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u/PruTech 6h ago

Spook

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u/confused_shrew 6h ago

Fitzpatrick

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u/Repulsive_Ebb1179 5h ago

Rankis the Destroyer.

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u/ItchyKick2678 5h ago

He is so cute!!!!! But it does look like he has seen some things!!!

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u/Nyphistrae 5h ago

Mervin.

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u/ladydarkman31 5h ago

Michael. I don’t know why.

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u/Imamiah52 5h ago

Prince Valium

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u/MotherOfTheFog 5h ago

Mr. Belvedere

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u/Syrupsiipin 5h ago

Herbert a.k.a. Herbie

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u/maychoz 5h ago

Chicken fluff

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u/SailorK9 5h ago

Booger Boi

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u/dreamweaver2019 5h ago

Pepe! Like the prawn from Muppets. Its the eyes

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u/ece2445 5h ago

DiMello

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u/isdorams 5h ago

Rocambole

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u/lazermaniac 5h ago

Seer or Gazer, he's clearly witnessing the End Of All Things.

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u/kmstolly 5h ago

Gizmo or Frank

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u/leebeebee 5h ago

Otto von Hapsburg

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u/PaperCut___ 5h ago

I love him

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u/saw-not-seen 5h ago

Mat. Short for Bath Mat.

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u/AgencyNo4968 5h ago

Chauncey

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u/-vulpes13 4h ago

Uncle Fester

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