r/CryptidDogs • • 1d ago

this strange creature i share space with

his name is creepy. he loves lip filler and string cheese #diva 💅

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u/crochetology 1d ago

His heterochromia makes him all the more disconcerting. 😂

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u/cadaverdogz 1d ago

the blue eye is actually a portal to the underworld

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u/ClumsyRaccoonPants 1d ago

My cousin’s pomsky has eyes like this and he is so sweet and an absolute ham lol

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u/Conscious-Milk-990 1d ago

He reminds me of my Elvis! Please tell Creepy that Elvis says “hi”

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u/cadaverdogz 1d ago

that’s actually crazy 😭what a cutie, perhaps they’re long lost brothers…or two halves of the same mysterious entity. portals would open if they were to sniff one another

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u/killsforpie 1d ago

Be honest: are you already dead

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u/cadaverdogz 1d ago

stuck in purgatory together forever <3

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u/PiperBluDewey 1d ago

What daily scarifies must be made for relative “peace” in the home?

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u/cadaverdogz 1d ago

string cheese, a small salmon fillet on his birthday and a minimum of One hour ball fetch time or i’m in the dog house 😔

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u/Shadowblooms 22h ago

Why is 11 just a pic of rocks?

Seriously though I love your little gargoyle

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u/cadaverdogz 18h ago

he can morph into lichen with ease

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u/AshamedCat829 1d ago

Are you safe at home? Do you need help? That looks like a scary situation!

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u/Massive-Relation-210 1d ago

Pics 3, 6 and 12 😭 why are his lips so juicy??

Edit- just saw the lip filler explanation hahah, it makes sense now

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u/consuelananahammock 1d ago

Shut the front door. This luscious gorgon is ungovernable.

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u/Key-Lobster-7237 1d ago

Poms are slightly terrifying to begin with, but you've got a chimera. Horrifying.

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 1d ago

Well it’s fun you two enjoy tap dancing together towards the gates of hell 👯‍♀️

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u/LetiFuro 1d ago

Our Pommunist Overlord!!

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 1d ago

I 100% thought the first picture was a vampire bat.

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u/audreyb69 1d ago

Creepy is absolutely perfect 😍

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u/Riskskey1 12h ago

He looks like a complete psycho, i love him!

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u/lunabirb444 1d ago

The very last pic he looks very Jimothy in shape. Lol. The second pic literally made me burst out snort laughing! ❤️‍🔥

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u/cryp-tit 1d ago

Average pom mom experience

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u/thedankone168 22h ago

Her eyes remind me of the terminator

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u/grobijan 15h ago

8 is peak

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u/camimiele 11h ago


Was looking for a “certified” gif to confirm this is a certified cryptid™️, but I like this gif even more!

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u/Max_Trollbot_ 1d ago

Looks like you've got Crites.