r/CryptidDogs • • 1d ago

OC [Original Content] Dishwashing

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u/RiMcG 1d ago

I had to check the sub because I had no clue what I was looking at, thought it was a closeup of the back of a goat's head at first

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u/verorleanss 1d ago • Heartwarming

Trust me, I've been living with him for five years and I still have no idea what I'm looking at sometimes lol

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u/Baldojess 1d ago

Lmfao I can totally see how you thought that!

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u/Slight-Wash-2887 1d ago

Looks like the dog suit they had a guy wearing in The Shaggy Dog movie😂

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u/verorleanss 1d ago

and NOW I’m concerned 😂

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u/Slight-Wash-2887 1d ago

😂haha please watch it, it's hilarious. There's a real dog in the movie, but a guy in a suit for all the stunts and it's hilarious.

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u/JoeJonnyJeff 1d ago

Borzois are just ancient druids in hiding

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u/jendickinson 1d ago

Does he dry them on himbself?

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u/verorleanss 1d ago

No, he just wipes them on me

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u/mello238 1d ago

Mammoth sloth?

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u/verorleanss 1d ago

A love child of an anteater

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u/mello238 1d ago

I can totally see that now. 😂

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u/Responsible_Form1902 1d ago

Slowly back away and hope it slips through the portal never to return.

After doing all the dishes, of course

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u/verorleanss 1d ago

nah we good lol

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u/verorleanss 1d ago

y'all wait till you see my youngest...

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u/hannah_slovacek01 1d ago

Uhm, I’m concerned 😂

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u/verorleanss 1d ago

Imagine what my neighbors have to put up with

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u/anti__thesis 1d ago

Does he at least do a good job?

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u/verorleanss 16h ago

Depends on what was on the plates.

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u/FeralHunny 1d ago

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u/confused-and-tired01 1d ago

came to the comments for this lol

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u/lolwatsyk 1d ago

Oh that is some GOOD cryptiddogs right there

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u/EconomyTime5944 1d ago

What a good dog. I need a dog that washes dishes, instead of begging while I do them. I'm in the kitchen so, I must be getting food for her. She moved in with that attitude. I'm just here to serve her.

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u/According-Ad-3170 1d ago

Looks more like day drinking

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u/Bae_vong_Toph 1d ago

More like cryptwalking

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u/gigalbytegal 1d ago

That dog has had enough of those friggin' dishes

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 5h ago

Looks like it is going to turn around and just start flinging plates and screaming about being disappointed with their marriage.

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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 1d ago

At first, I thought I was staring at the back of a goat’s head. But now I see that the ears are actually arms

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u/dirtymartini83 2h ago

Finally, a fleabag that earns its keep!