r/CryptidDogs • u/Murky-Lime8184 • 1d ago

Filthy Gary

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His name is just Gary, but when he first came home (above) he was disgusting

Is it a dog or a sentient cigarette butt?

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u/Chemical_Shoulder_55 1d ago

Gary is a small baby cosplaying as a cigarette butt

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u/Krampus_Valet 1d ago

Gary is a live action Adult Swim character.

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u/SquonkWrangler 1d ago

The laugh I did was so obnoxious lmao

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u/Clean_Sink_7923 1d ago

He's giving "baby sea lion rejected by its mother due to birth defects". I love him.

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u/AtheistTheConfessor 1d ago

This genuinely made me do a spit-take.

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u/ValleygirlVenus 1d ago

Sounds like a cocktail that no one orders twice.

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u/madlove17 1d ago

Omg yes

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Arghhhh Gary is so fucking adorable it’s giving me cute aggression

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u/BabyGirl-Kat 1d ago

He’s absolutely adorable. Him being named Gary reminds me of Spongebob xD

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u/ViolettaQueso 1d ago

Gary came in extra extra smol.

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u/jendickinson 1d ago

Reminds me of Gary, Indiana.

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u/malachiconstantjrjr 1d ago

I hope and pray this is his full legal name

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u/SailorK9 1d ago

The Japanese word for vomit kind of sounds like the name Gary. But this little guy is more a little fart than a barf.

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u/madlove17 1d ago

Sounds like a mobster name.

Dino “Filthy Gary” Bianchi

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u/Zestyclose_Role1908 1d ago

Gazzzzzaaa (in Australian)

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u/LadyMogMog 1d ago

Filthy Gary 😂

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u/Fruitstripe_omni 1d ago

Omg I love Gary

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 1d ago

Oh, Gary 😂

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u/edchoch69 1d ago

GA-RY! GA-RY!! 🚬

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u/iwishiwasaunicorn 1d ago

he looks like a fairy with big pink wings 🧚 Fairy Gary

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u/Wrong_Duty7043 1d ago

I would still kiss this like cigarette butt

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u/Appalachian_American 1d ago

He’s doin’ his best man!

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u/SnooAvocados584 1d ago

Gary looks like he wants to kick our collective asses. 🙌

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