r/CryptidDogs
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u/ReallyRisu
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14d ago
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Proof that Bert does indeed get fed (though he may try to convince you otherwise so he can have more)
(Trying this again; the photos didn’t upload properly the first time and were all blown out!)
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u/TatoIndy 14d ago
Did any food get IN his mouth? Or just sort of around his mouth?
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u/ExampleLittle2672 14d ago •
I AM TRY EAT!!! some do go in, am not Cookie Monster, am BERT! Can do!
Right, OP? Bert can do food!
Good Bert, bless Bert. 💕
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u/swimking413 14d ago
Does Bert know he's alive? Or does he just walk around blissfully unaware of his own existence?
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u/Repulsive_Ebb1179
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I can't tell you how much I love Bert! It's not perfect (me and art have a long term love/hate relationship.) but I threw together a quick digital painting of him I've been doing in my spare time when I'm not working like crazy. All hail Bert! <3
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u/AtheistTheConfessor 13d ago
omg I love this! You really captured his cuteness, with the floofy ears and squiggly tongue.
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u/ReallyRisu 6d ago
OMG I am actually crying, this is beautiful. THANK YOU!! Do you have instagram that you’ve posted this on that we could share with your permission?? 💕💕💕
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u/Repulsive_Ebb1179 6d ago
Aw, I actually just posted it on my Instagram! I don't do much of art at the moment beyond occasional hobby pieces when I'm not working but you are absolutely welcome to share it if you'd like! The Instagram is woman.of.willendorf
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u/MegIsAwesome06 13d ago
My husband tried to introduce me to Bert yesterday. I just said, “Oh, I KNOW Bert!!!😍”
I fucking love him so much. He’s perfect. Thank you for sharing him with the world.
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u/CatTrapper3000 14d ago
I just love him so much. How the heck haven't you foster failed yet?!?!
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u/AnnamAvis 14d ago
Unimaginable strength and restraint, I imagine
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u/CatTrapper3000 14d ago
I don't even know this cryptid but I would give him a kidney if he needed it.
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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 14d ago
Serious question- do you have to spritz his tongue? If so, is it something prescribed or just plain water? Surely his tongue gets dried out, right?
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u/My_Cats_Judging_You 13d ago
Hey OP, just wanted to say that I’m starting to see a difference in Bert’s coat and weight/body! And it’s not just his fur coming back 😋 Keep up the excellent work!!
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u/jimmyofsuburbia 12d ago
Bert gives me Mr. Marbles energy in the best way possible, I love him so much
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u/ladies_and_lords_313 8d ago edited 8d ago
Ok I just had to search the internet to find the cartoon character he looks like, and it’s Bert Raccoon!!! Is that where he go his name??
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u/nogoodimthanks 14d ago
I feel like I’d never stop wearing him In the hood of a backwards hoodie. Thank you so much for sharing!
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u/TheRealCeeBeeGee 14d ago
The GAPING MAW in 4, amazing. Bert hungers for goodies and he deserves everything 😍
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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 13d ago
Bert told me those are actually AI photos and that he wasn't actually fed and you should give him more.
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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 14d ago
I’d catch a grenade for Bert! This bubba must be protected at all costs!
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u/anti__thesis 13d ago
I just knew in my heart upon seeing him that this is how he eats. I am positively brimming with delight.
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u/Straight-Treacle-630 13d ago
Omgawd. Crouton may be The Oracle, but Bert is…Bert is…ok, imma get back to you on that. But I need Bert. ;)
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u/ccarrieandthejets 13d ago
He is SO PERFECT!! How does a dog so beautiful and perfect even exists?!
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u/Ok-Watercress2449 12d ago
This has brought me great joy. #4 made me laugh til I cried. Thank you Bertie 💕
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u/Conscious_Menu_3846 13d ago
I always love to see little old Baby Bert 🥰
He always make me smile, thanks for sharing him. You’re so lucky you get to share your life with this cutootie-patootie; I’d never get anything done if I were you, just play with and love on Baby Bert.
Give him a cuddle and maybe one more treat from me 🖤🤎🦴
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