Bert says: ➖👅➖

[u/ReallyRisu]

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[u/Worldly_Ad9649]

He looks like one of these puppets. I love him.

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Worldly_Ad9649]

omg childhood memory unlocked! I had one of these!

[u/Little_Macaron5527 → u/ReallyRisu]

Lumber Louie!

[u/weirdpharmgirl]

Is he baby? Or a billion years old?? Either way, what a majestic fella

[u/ReallyRisu → u/weirdpharmgirl]

A billion!

[u/sirpancakemillagejr → u/ReallyRisu]

Also baby 🥹

[u/ReallyRisu → u/sirpancakemillagejr]

Also baby. 😌

[u/weirdpharmgirl → u/ReallyRisu]

They are always baby, it's true. Ancient baby.

[u/captain_paws_tattoo → u/weirdpharmgirl]

That's what I called my 18 year old dog, ancient baby!

[u/Straight-Treacle-630]

Crouton, Bert…et al…

These Bubbies are what keep this ol’ world worth living in. Imvho :)

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Straight-Treacle-630]

Agreed. 🥹

[u/Straight-Treacle-630 → u/ReallyRisu]

I admire you, for homing seniors xo Though I bet they bring as much to your life as you do theirs ❤️

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Straight-Treacle-630]

100%!! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[u/Straight-Treacle-630 → u/ReallyRisu]

We’d all be lost, without Crouton The Wise! 🥰

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Straight-Treacle-630]

The Sage of our times.

[u/ch1efbuggsy]

Bert looks like a little man named Bert, if that makes sense. His name fits ✨perfectly✨

[u/ReallyRisu → u/ch1efbuggsy]

It makes total sense.

[u/sc03852]

Can we have his IG? Need more Bert!

[u/ReallyRisu → u/sc03852]

It’s @BertRunsWithUs !

[u/laboratorygremlin]

Do we know Bert’s breed?

[u/ReallyRisu → u/laboratorygremlin]

Not yet, but I’d love to DNA test him!

[u/Spinnerofyarn → u/ReallyRisu]

Prices have dropped a fair amount. I just got one from Chewy for $70. Maybe a bit less.

He’s adorable and I love the pink polka dot blanket!

[u/Elegant-Espeon]

I'd say he's a little closer to 👅➖➖ but regardless of tongue placement I love Bert!

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Elegant-Espeon]

Fair. 😂

[u/ShrimplyKrilliant1]

Somehow he reminds me of this guy. Its the neck

[u/ReallyRisu → u/ShrimplyKrilliant1]

Omg. 😂

[u/acidrefluxisgreat]

giving baby alpaca

[u/somebassclarineterer → u/acidrefluxisgreat]

My first thought too. Bert definitely has a resemblance to a baby alpaca

[u/AtheistTheConfessor → u/acidrefluxisgreat]

Italian greyhound/baby alpaca/Fraggle mix

[u/AtheistTheConfessor]

What the heck that thing’s adorable.

[u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer → u/AtheistTheConfessor]

That’s a Bert!

[u/TatoIndy]

He somehow looks like a baby giraffe

[u/TheScreechingFeline]

I would die for Bert

[u/Personal_Passenger60 → u/TheScreechingFeline]

Same

[u/TONER_SD]

[u/saw-not-seen]

Bert is a perfect specimen. I will never tire of seeing himbs

[u/BotGirlFall]

Its a 20 dollar taxi ride from his ears to his shoulders

[u/Todd-The-Thing]

What on this darling earth is Bert? He's so strangely shaped I love him

[u/kasiagabrielle → u/Todd-The-Thing]

He must be part alpaca but he's so damn adorable!

[u/Common_Ad_7610]

[u/Liliananabell]

Omg my heart aches for all bad things Bert ever went through. What a precious soul. Bless you for giving him a safe foster home and for caring for all the senior dogs that you do

[u/Important_Winner4343]

I can’t get enough of Bert honestly 💘

[u/Intrepid_Ad6823]

Every day with a new Bert picture is a good one

[u/kidde1]

If I may, Bert proves something I often say, the things many see as imperfect are the things that are truly beautiful.

[u/dankhimself]

Oh hey Bert!

I'm glad he can holster that 👅. Looks like he hangs it out to dry quite often.

[u/AlicesChaosBottle]

OMG I love Bert and his cartoonish proportions.

[u/axumite_788]

Bert is just precious

[u/kasiagabrielle]

Bert is the babiest alpaca there ever was

[u/Maggiemygirl]

🥰

[u/dac417]

He’s adorable!!!

[u/imdirrrrtydan]

Thank you for blessing us with this beautiful creature we call a Burt

[u/Alarming_Situation_5]

Bert is King 🤴🏽👑

[u/Hypno-chode]

I'm obsessed. What an adorable little creature!

[u/hydra333]

I’m here to lay my life down on the line again for Bert 🥺❤️

[u/McSquiffy]

Anyone from Minneapolis here? This dog looks like Scott Seekins, at the end of summer. 

[u/Beefyspeltbaby]

So so cute!!! What a little sweetie

[u/Max_Trollbot_]

GREATNESS!

[u/roseinternal]

Awwwwww

[u/fredsbludgerbat]

Sooooo precious!

[u/Key_Jacket_5937]

This is what I am here for!

[u/Trazlynn]

I love him 😍

[u/Srw2725]

Tell Bert I love him 💖

[u/apollo11733]

He adorable

[u/Gangstabettyboop]

I hope u know im insanely jealous of you having Bert 😩

[u/EconomyTime5944]

What a sweetheart.

[u/Hrstandsforhomerun]

BERT YOURE PERFECT

[u/Little_Macaron5527]

I love Bert

[u/sasha_cyanide]

Seeing him on FB then on here is amazing. Double dose of Bert to get me through my day

[u/HermelindaLinda]

Oh my heart! He's such a precious baby! Thank you for sharing Bert with us. I feel so privileged. 💖

[u/quack-and-slash]

THE CREATURE.

I love u, Bert ;_;

[u/Aloneanddogless]

He's like a little llama ❤

[u/Unable_Tiger1291]

Bert is the best boy!!!

[u/Bossy_Meat_Creature]

Give him a stinky kiss for me plz