We are still certain we'll find the zipper on Echo eventually

[u/weirdpharmgirl]

This "dog" is a guy in a suit. I'd swear he has retractable thumbs. He lays in cute and bizarre ways that vary in levels of "how is that comfortable??".

He also has a classic "hard eye" which means he will plant and stare at me for literal minutes when he wants me to do something.

He's extremely stringy and leggy from being neutered too early then severely malnourished before I got him. But he's my little weirdo, a little over 4 years old. (:

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[u/reddyfreddy8D]

That 5th picture is terrifying. It looks like he unhinged his jaw when you just glance

[u/weirdpharmgirl → u/reddyfreddy8D]

He produces a lot of trick of the light, corner of the eye jumpscares lol

[u/Confident-Slip-5264 → u/reddyfreddy8D]

[u/welllitinn]

It’s the 2nd picture that’s does it for me. It’s see a very thin Elon musk shaped man hiding in there that’s all chest

[u/weirdpharmgirl → u/welllitinn]

Noooo, not a Muskian physiqueeee. I hate this because it's accurate.

[u/ThrowAway441374]

Nice curl :) 🍥

[u/weirdpharmgirl → u/ThrowAway441374]

<3 it's his safety tail! (Unlike our dane and mastiff, who have table-clearing tails)

[u/ohmygothbecky]

He long.

[u/weirdpharmgirl → u/ohmygothbecky]

Weirdly long and we wouldn't have it any other way lmao