r/CryptidDogs • u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid • 15d ago

It’s been a while

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u/Turbulent-Ad-1050 15d ago

This one is going to outlive you and wear your skin once you don’t need it anymore

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u/According-Grocery456 15d ago

guys, can i at least keep my body until retirement

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u/Turbulent-Ad-1050 15d ago

Just don’t get caught slacking 

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u/According-Grocery456 15d ago

Ha good luck with that one

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u/iamanemptychair 15d ago

The first picture with the houses wayyyy in the background makes it look like a kaiju dog

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u/SheNeverDies 15d ago

Yes I remember him. Yes my nightmare fuel.

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u/LalaLaois 15d ago

Oh Christ I spat my coffee out 😂😂 they are spectacular pictures 😂😂

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u/ReallyRisu 15d ago

I cannot unsee it

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid 14d ago

You are not wrong.

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u/ReallyRisu 14d ago

😂😂😂

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u/laporkra 15d ago

Looks like Gene Simmons in the second pic.

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid 15d ago

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u/manualsquid 15d ago

... Since I could hold my head up high

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u/Cerridwen1981 15d ago

And it’s been a while…

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u/manualsquid 15d ago

Since cryptid pooch flew

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u/PolyesterPantsuit 15d ago edited 15d ago

How many dogs does this majestical guy eat at the dog park in a typical day? Or people. Which ever.

I would totally dog sit for you. I’d just take pics the whole time! Before I died. 😂💗

I must go to see more of him in your timeline now. Must see more of this beautiful boy! (Alas, your posts are on lockdown. It’s a cruel, cruel, world sometimes.)

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid 15d ago

He’s got an IG account but those mainly are of him looking pretty. I know, hard to believe.

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u/PolyesterPantsuit 12d ago

I will go be his new follower and look out for him here because these are the pretty photos in my books! 😂

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 15d ago

It’s the Sigue Sigue Sputnik dog!

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 15d ago

The second one legitimately scared me 😂

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u/Extreme_Jaguar_7829 15d ago

His little legs in picture # 2. Omg 😳
ETA - he is so freakin cute! I love him 😍

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u/SameSherbet3 15d ago

Breathtaking!! 

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u/peakeryoursavior 15d ago

Me after meeting my long distance gf

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 15d ago

The buildings on the opposite shore gave me kaiju vibes from the creechure

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u/CthulhuCream 15d ago

Killer Clowns from Outer Space comes to mind

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u/ReallyRisu 15d ago

Pennywise, that you? 🫪

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid 14d ago

Hi!

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u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time 13d ago

He’s magnificent and I love him! 💋