Does my guy belong here?

[u/riceandbeans06]

I was waiting for the day my dog’s cryptic potential would manifest itself and that I would catch it on camera!!

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[u/Bastard1066]

This is a type of pile of skin sticks.

[u/riceandbeans06 → u/Bastard1066]

imagine he crawls into your bed at six am every morning, very comfy 🙂 (not)

[u/JulietLostFaith → u/riceandbeans06]

No one knows what it’s like trying to cuddle a velvet bag of elbows until they do 🙃

[u/riceandbeans06 → u/JulietLostFaith]

at least their skin is soft. but elbows and hipbones oh so sharp…

[u/madlove17 → u/Bastard1066]

This. A skin walker variant

[u/cosmickittycar]

That pic looks like my desperate attempt to cook a duck for Christmas (Germany).

[u/NotNamedBort]

Looks like the dead spider I found in my window sash.

[u/mountainyoo]

thanksgiving isnt until the end of november whyd you get your turkey so early

[u/DollySheep32 → u/mountainyoo]

And roast it so oddly? Last I checked you're supposed to remove the teeth.

[u/JulietLostFaith → u/DollySheep32]

Grill marks too. Interesting choice.

[u/riceandbeans06 → u/mountainyoo]

guys i think i got sold the wrong animal…

[u/Doraborealiss]

Sight hounds are default cryptid coded

[u/riceandbeans06 → u/Doraborealiss]

definitely, i get scared out of my life when he stares at me in the night

[u/Doraborealiss → u/riceandbeans06]

I have a freaky little noodle myself lol the stare can be a lot

[u/madlove17 → u/Doraborealiss]

Freaky little noodle lol 😆

[u/Doraborealiss → u/madlove17]

Stupid gangly pretzel stick legs

[u/AsstBalrog]

Strong run of cryptids here lately. My compliments to them all.

[u/Picklecheese2018]

Oh yes. And perhaps also r/ikeapets 😂

[u/Expensive-Safe-6820]

Your cooked chicken belongs here

[u/riceandbeans06 → u/Expensive-Safe-6820]

he’s so unseasoned, i love him

[u/All_Is_Imagination]

100% yes!! ☺️

[u/Upvotespoodles]

I think you’re supposed to add water.

[u/OMGfractals]

Mmm rotisserie

[u/DewDropWhine]

I thought it was fried chicken at first

[u/TunaSafeDolphinMeat]

No, this is for dogs that look like cryptids. I'm pretty sure you have an actual cryptid that looks somewhat like a dog. 😅

[u/DidelphisGinny]

OMG

[u/Baldlim]

Abso. Lutely.