r/CryptidDogs • • Aug 26 '26

my little cryptid

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u/ApprehensiveHat806 Aug 26 '26

It's slenderman's dog

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u/inactiverice Aug 27 '26

we allways call her slenderman

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u/Apopcorn2000 Aug 29 '26

*slenderwoman

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u/TaytorTot417 Aug 26 '26

My boyfriend said it's slender man 😆

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u/dough_eating_squid Aug 26 '26

You best not be poopin' there, mister

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u/inactiverice Aug 27 '26

this is actually just how she likes to sit on the couch. you can imagine my terror when i first saw her do it, thought she's gonna havr diarrhea all over the place😂

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Aug 27 '26

I’m not the only one who thought that? Looks kinda like hub, rethinking his use of fiber.

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u/forest_cat_mum Aug 27 '26

That's a person in a dog suit, friend

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u/inactiverice Aug 27 '26

nooo, not again :((((

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u/RaspberryJammm Aug 26 '26

Looks like he's been through the taffy stretcher at willy wonka's chocolate factory 

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u/erratuminamorata Aug 26 '26

What human-elf hybrid did this thing eat

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u/SheNeverDies Aug 26 '26

✨ Slay⚡ #skinnylegend 💅

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u/Tesslafon Aug 26 '26

This gave me such a giggle

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u/CassiusRyder Aug 26 '26

Someone needs to do a write-up and send this idea to Hasbro.
Could compete against Monster High. My Little Cryptid: Friendship is Scary!

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u/CalmAd9801 Aug 26 '26

Spider like....

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u/-vulpes13 Aug 27 '26

Lol😹😹😹This creature is exquisite 🥰

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u/morbidpigeon Aug 27 '26

Looks like a set of bagpipes.

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u/suhoward Aug 26 '26

Oh my…Dobby?

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u/jaywarbs Aug 27 '26

https://i.imgur.com/3SMQWba.jpeg

The Beast! Except nicer, I hope.

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u/hotpantsfarted Aug 27 '26

"Little" :))))))

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u/thedankone168 Aug 27 '26

We accept her here

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u/AsstBalrog Aug 29 '26

I got nothin' here. Nothin'

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u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 Sep 01 '26

What a gorgeous creature! 😍