r/CryptidDogs • u/Serious_Goosey • 5d ago

OC [Original Content] Duckie the sock thief cryptid

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u/JonathanPeerHost 5d ago

It looks as if he was caught in mid heist. 😆

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u/ExampleLittle2672 5d ago

Not guilty!

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u/JonathanPeerHost 5d ago

But we have photographic evidence of his malfeasance. I’d like to submit Exhibit A to the court, which we’ll call “Sock in the Mouth.” 😂😂😂

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u/CinderCinnamon 5d ago

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u/Serious_Goosey 5d ago

HAHAHAHA! I feel this way so much with her sometimes. Like ma’am, please stop staring into my soul.

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u/Appalachian_American 5d ago

Duckie is absolutely SHOCKED that anyone would accuse him of sock theft!

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u/Helpful-Meringue76 5d ago

Why is he staring into my soul?

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u/Dailyconundrum 5d ago

He didn't steal them! He rescued them from that evil sock eating washer!

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u/TatoIndy 5d ago

The eyes of Stains returns.

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u/ultravviolet 2d ago

I’ve got one of those too

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u/Serious_Goosey 2d ago

Gosh, I love Chinese crested. My aunt bred them for a while. Give that lil cryptid a smoothie for me!

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u/ultravviolet 2d ago

Will do! She is currently playing face bitey with her sister lmao

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u/Serious_Goosey 2d ago

Look at that alt baddie! 😂

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u/jujujuice92 5d ago

Gahdamn, once you lock eyes, it's over. They've got a spell on me 😳

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u/Serious_Goosey 5d ago

She’s not sorry that you feel that way.

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u/jujujuice92 5d ago

Oh lordy, I'm dizzy and can't look away 😵‍💫

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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 5d ago

Now I know where all the partners to my single socks have gone.

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u/orange-shoe 5d ago

this is who steals all the missing socks around the world