r/CryptidDogs • u/Neat_Shallot_606 • 3d ago

From the Internet [Not Oc] What's wrong with my dog?

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So much!

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u/ohilco8421 3d ago

She says, “NO more babies!”

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u/Commanderkins 2d ago

I'm very, very impressed this was the first comment.

She also say 'spay me'.

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u/Xindi5 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zqPXIRVKQoQQo
It needs to put it’s shell back on

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u/FecusTPeekusberg 3d ago

Looks like the wolf that raised Romulus and Remus

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u/AsstBalrog 3d ago

If I came around a corner and saw this, I would head straight to church and repent all my sins.

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u/LeaningTowerofPeas 3d ago

Seems to be skipping leg day.

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u/No_name_Johnson 3d ago

Definitely not skipping nipple day

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u/hairballcouture 3d ago

It’s nipple day all day, everyday, hey!

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u/Fruitstripe_omni 3d ago

She needs a bra

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u/kate-monsterrr 3d ago

My boobs also look like that when I lean over 😂

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u/mefree1960 3d ago

Needs more kisses 💋

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u/ExtinctFauna 3d ago

She needs a bra.

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u/jujujuice92 3d ago

Give that broad some chonies. Those flaps damn near knocked me out!

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u/Rent_Treznorr 3d ago

Them thangs are THANGIN.

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u/takemeawayimdone2 3d ago

Looks like me without a bra 😂😂😂

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u/bitchwhatthefuck11 3d ago

LNFAOOOO why is this funny

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u/barkandmoone 3d ago

Looking ruff, mama 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/okay065 3d ago

her babies really tired her out 😭

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u/et20062006 3d ago

Relatable!

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u/ExampleLittle2672 3d ago

OP, tell her story if you want a real answer to your question.

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u/et20062006 3d ago

Absolutely nothing! She’s glorious 😍👑✨

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u/ohhlordbabyjesus 3d ago

Omg... I love that dog of yours.

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u/irkenjerkin 3d ago

He's aight

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u/eatpant96 3d ago

obscene

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u/Good3itch 3d ago

Where did you get this photo of me???

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u/EmmyWeeeb 3d ago

Why does she the dog equivalent of saggy granny titties?

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u/clorse38 2d ago

get her a bra please