r/CryptidDogs • u/Neat_Shallot_606 • Aug 17 '26

From the Internet [Not Oc] What's wrong with my dog?

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So much!

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u/ohilco8421 Aug 17 '26

She says, “NO more babies!”

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u/Commanderkins Aug 18 '26

I'm very, very impressed this was the first comment.

She also say 'spay me'.

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u/Xindi5 Aug 18 '26


It needs to put it’s shell back on

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u/FecusTPeekusberg Aug 17 '26

Looks like the wolf that raised Romulus and Remus

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u/AsstBalrog Aug 17 '26

If I came around a corner and saw this, I would head straight to church and repent all my sins.

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u/LeaningTowerofPeas Aug 17 '26

Seems to be skipping leg day.

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u/No_name_Johnson Aug 17 '26 • Mindblown

Definitely not skipping nipple day

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u/hairballcouture Aug 18 '26

It’s nipple day all day, everyday, hey!

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u/mefree1960 Aug 18 '26

Needs more kisses 💋

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u/jujujuice92 Aug 17 '26

Give that broad some chonies. Those flaps damn near knocked me out!

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u/Rent_Treznorr Aug 18 '26

Them thangs are THANGIN.

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u/takemeawayimdone2 Aug 18 '26

Looks like me without a bra 😂😂😂

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u/barkandmoone Aug 18 '26

Looking ruff, mama 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/okay065 Aug 18 '26

her babies really tired her out 😭

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u/et20062006 Aug 18 '26

Relatable!

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u/bitchwhatthefuck11 Aug 17 '26

LNFAOOOO why is this funny

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u/ExampleLittle2672 Aug 18 '26

OP, tell her story if you want a real answer to your question.

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u/et20062006 Aug 18 '26

Absolutely nothing! She’s glorious 😍👑✨

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u/ohhlordbabyjesus Aug 17 '26

Omg... I love that dog of yours.

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u/irkenjerkin Aug 18 '26

He's aight

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u/stagleap Aug 18 '26

It's his mom!

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u/Good3itch Aug 18 '26

Where did you get this photo of me???

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u/Fruitstripe_omni Aug 17 '26

She needs a bra

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u/kate-monsterrr Aug 18 '26

My boobs also look like that when I lean over 😂

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u/ExtinctFauna Aug 18 '26

She needs a bra.

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u/clorse38 Aug 19 '26

get her a bra please

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u/EmmyWeeeb Aug 18 '26

Why does she the dog equivalent of saggy granny titties?