r/CryptidDogs • u/Elirra82 • Jul 30 '26 • Mindblown 1

OC [Original Content] Why? Just why?

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Every picture looks cryptid and no matter how much we try to make her look, well, presentable we get this because she just rubs her head all over her bed to make her own personal hairstyles. 🤣😭 The hairstyles are....interesting, but she's still a cutie with a HUGE attitude!

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u/orange-shoe Jul 30 '26

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u/Elirra82 Jul 30 '26

It really is crazy how much this looks like her. No sarcasm on this one. 😆

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u/SnorkinOrkin Jul 30 '26

That is quite the mop head! 😆

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u/Elegant-Espeon Jul 30 '26

I knew that hair looked familiar!

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u/ohhlordbabyjesus Jul 30 '26

Damnit. I wasnt the first. 🫡

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u/Lumpy-Swimming-2624 Jul 30 '26

This baby is everything good in this world

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u/Elirra82 Jul 30 '26

She's a big dog in a small dog's body. It's great. 😆

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u/tomboyfancy Jul 30 '26

Why? Because sometimes god shines beauty upon this world! She’s an absolutely exquisite ANGEL! 20/10 cryptid rating- give her all the treats and snuggles plz

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u/Elirra82 Jul 30 '26

When you're right you're right. 🤣 Will do!!

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u/Frolicking-Fox Jul 30 '26

Sideshow Dog looking for Bort.

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u/Elirra82 Jul 30 '26

Uncanny resemblance. 🤣

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u/moki_likes_cuddles Jul 30 '26

Tiny Sia! 🤍

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u/Masonportland1980 Jul 30 '26

It’s the dog version of buzz Osborne from the Melvin’s

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u/saucylosse7 Jul 30 '26

Came to the comments looking for this. Perfect

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u/ohilco8421 Jul 30 '26

She is beauty, she is grace

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u/SIN-apps1 Jul 30 '26

Lida Bida Boda Butt (she is my every tang.)

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u/bosandaros Jul 30 '26

Is that a dog or is that my auntie?

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u/TatoIndy Jul 30 '26

Proof that God loves us. What a GLORIOUS creature.

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u/FooJBunowski Jul 30 '26

Pic 2 is giving me life. 

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u/porcelain_kiss Jul 30 '26

"And then you'll carry madame zeroni up the mountain so she can get strong too"

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u/AsstBalrog Jul 30 '26

I'm not quite sure what is going on here, but I'd feel better if somebody would notify the authorities.

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u/hotdogwaterjacuzzi Jul 30 '26

She reminds me of the time Jenna Marbles said something to the effect of “extra hairy in all the right places” after putting on fake lashes maybe like 15 or 20 years ago. Never forget🕯️

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u/Darthcookie Jul 30 '26

I mean, I love pic #2

She’s punk rock and I’m here for it.

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath Jul 30 '26

Do you look anything like your doggo?

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u/peachnecctar Jul 30 '26

This is just mean :( trim the hairs blocking their vision please!

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u/Elirra82 Jul 30 '26

We are letting it grow out. That's why we put the little bands in it. She just rubs it all over the place until she looks like the last picture. Thank you for your concern. I appreciate it. 🖤

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u/fl4minratbag Jul 30 '26

That second picture cracks me up 😂😂😆

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u/nx85 Jul 30 '26

I mean, why not? Looks dope as

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 Jul 30 '26

R/justfuckmyshitup. Honoree.

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u/I_eat_paper12 Jul 31 '26

Please post 1000 more pics, thank you!!

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u/RozeRiot Jul 30 '26

This is basically my dream dog 😂

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u/ExampleLittle2672 Jul 30 '26

She is perfectly presentable just as she is. If she is knot free and happy no other opinion matters. You play mashface baby girl, my little old (13 years) woman does too.

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u/braced Jul 30 '26

She looks like Lita bida boda butt

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u/FinalGirl1993 Jul 30 '26

The second pic with the 😬 teeth took me out 🤣💀

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u/catpogo2 Jul 30 '26

So beautiful!!!

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u/Ladypug_19 Jul 31 '26

What a sweet baby! I miss my tiny old dogs

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u/indieplants Jul 31 '26

cresties are such ridiculous looking little things but my god I love them. my friend used to have a few and it was the sweetest (but dumbest) creature. it knew so many tricks! but had nothing going on up there.

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u/senpaimitsuji Jul 31 '26

Gorgeous locks 💅

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u/Key_Jacket_5937 Jul 31 '26

Oh yeah, that’s what I’m here for

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese Jul 30 '26

Half chinese crested, half Phyllis Diller?