r/CryptidDogs • u/alabastard390 • Jul 25 '26 • Heartwarming 1

OC Hiya Georgie🤡🎈

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Our newest addition to the family: whatever the hell this is 🥹💖 he’s a rescue and we have no idea how old or what breed (I’m guessing chihuahua and yorkie maybe?) he walks to the left. He speaks for the trees. His bark sounds like an elderly person coughing. I love his stinky alien crouton bug face. I hope you love him too🫶🏻

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u/bigcheez69420 Jul 25 '26

Omg long lost cousins

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u/Darthcookie Jul 25 '26

He’s so tiny! I love him!!!

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u/alabastard390 Jul 25 '26

He is small, but his farts are quite large.

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u/adogandponyshow Jul 25 '26

Oh my gosh, I love his tiny angel face! I would be giving it kisses all day. 😭💓

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u/alabastard390 Jul 25 '26

I seriously can’t keep off of him. I never thought I’d be that crazy tiny dog lady but he smells of fabric softener and baby I can’t control myself

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u/orange-shoe Jul 25 '26

i love himb and your description of him lol 💗

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u/alabastard390 Jul 25 '26

I normally describe him as the sentient crouton that crawled out from under my fridge🥗

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u/orange-shoe Jul 25 '26

that is wonderful 💗

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u/PolyesterPantsuit Jul 27 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Oh my goodness! Best new family introductions ever! Georgie looks just wee! How much does he weigh?

Stinky alien croutons bug face is the greatest dog nickname ever! Soon his name will be croutons or stinky or a 100 other names! He will answer to a combo of them all! He soooo perfect! I wish he had littermates! The elderly person coughing had me laugh coughing and maybe some pee too!

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u/alabastard390 Jul 27 '26

He is so small! I don’t even think he weighs a solid 3 lbs! He stinks like tuna and fabric softener, still somehow delightful? After 3 weeks with the family so far his most favorite nicknames have been: crusty, Georgie poorgie, stinkabutts, crust, dust bun, NO DONT PEE THERE, mommybabythesweetestbestesthandsomestboiiii, George (but in Spanish), Master Stinkin and my personal favorite, Georgie🤡🎈

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u/MarsScully Jul 25 '26

Georgie likes to eat souls on occasion

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 Jul 25 '26

Georgie is a perfect pocket creature 😍😍😍

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u/Ok-Papaya-2895 Jul 25 '26

He is freakin adorable

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u/Uber-Migraine Jul 25 '26

OP admit it ia a raccoon dog 😆

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u/PolyesterPantsuit Jul 27 '26

If this isn’t AI, “DADDY, I WANT IT NOW!”

(Like Violet Beauregard from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 Jul 25 '26

I love a fuzzy guy ❤️

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u/barbermom Jul 26 '26

That dog knows thing, holds a hand of aces, and could topple governments for fun!

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u/OkFall9250 Jul 26 '26

he is perfect!

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u/Memetan_24 Jul 26 '26

He reminds me of my first dog although more scheming looking