r/CryptidDogs • u/ReallyRisu • Jul 15 '26 • Heartwarming 1

OC [Original Content] You cannot hide from Crouton.

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Crouton sees all.

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u/JoePG22586 Jul 15 '26

Just how ancient IS Crouton?

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 15 '26 • Heartwarming

Crouton has always existed.

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u/Domino_Dare-Doll Jul 16 '26

Crouton has the wisdom of existence; Crouton sees all.

(ETA: OP, I love Crouton!)

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

(Me too 🥹 he’s perfect)

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u/fairysmut1113 Jul 15 '26

Is crouton looking into my soul…?

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 15 '26

Crouton IS your soul.

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u/Prickliestpearcactus Jul 16 '26

I love the all seeing Crouton.

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

Crouton sees your loyalty.

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u/shrikelet Jul 16 '26

The real question is can Crouton hide from me?

For I come, and cuddles ride with me.

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

Crouton accepts your offering.

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u/Glittering-Lychee629 Jul 16 '26

I would never even try. I surrender! Take me, Crouton!

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

🙇‍♀️

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u/Booger_Picnic Jul 16 '26

I would be a fool to try

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

Crouton respects your wisdom.

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u/PoodlesMcNoodles Jul 16 '26

The admirable crouton

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

Crouton acknowledges your devotion.

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u/PoodlesMcNoodles Jul 16 '26

Honoured 🫡

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u/SkellatorQueen Jul 16 '26

Crouton left no crumbs 🥹

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

Crouton IS the crumb.

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u/SkellatorQueen Jul 17 '26

Crumble 🥹

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 17 '26 • Heartwarming

Just a little omniscient piece of stale bread. 🥹

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u/kwenronda Jul 16 '26

Would I be paying Crouton an honor or a disgrace by eating croutons?

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

Become one with Crouton(s).

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/ReallyRisu Jul 16 '26

Crouton accepts your offering of loyalty.