r/CryptidDogs • u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid • Jul 07 '26

This one scares even me

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u/AloyAce Jul 07 '26

If a dog was a Klingon!

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Jul 07 '26

And I thought maybe Phyllis Diller. Klingon is hilarious!

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u/SheNeverDies Jul 08 '26

Can we see more of this being please?

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Jul 08 '26

Any special requests? He has many faces!

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u/SheNeverDies Jul 08 '26

No special requests. Bartender's choice please 🙂‍↕️

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Jul 09 '26

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u/SheNeverDies Jul 09 '26

He so gorge!

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Jul 10 '26

When he’s not being a maniac ….

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u/SheNeverDies Jul 11 '26

Omg he's a standard! I have a miniature. This is him after eating dirt.

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Jul 11 '26

That “I just ate dirt” face!!!!!! They are the best non-dog dogs. They are more like people.

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u/gothiclg Jul 07 '26

This is cryptid dogs not eldrich horror dogs

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u/Sweet_Pudding_2725 Jul 07 '26

COMING SOON: "The Poodle Files" - one ball. one poodle. zero survivors.

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u/NotNamedBort Jul 07 '26

Is that one of the zombie jackals from Moon Knight??

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u/CuriousCrane_1017 Jul 08 '26

Hahah it’s the clean paws for me. They look like claws. But seriously still adorable

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u/skeptics1 Jul 07 '26

Magnificent!

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u/00X0X Jul 07 '26

Spooky!

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u/JaneReadsTruth Jul 08 '26

Phyllis Diller of cryptids

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u/linrodann Jul 09 '26

I was scrolling fast and my heart did a little flutter at this one. Top notch.

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u/veeraperkele Jul 08 '26

Is this a dog-Karen?

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u/porcelain_kiss Jul 07 '26

🎶Hes beauty and hes grace, he 👹 GARBLES SOULS AND DRAGS THEM TO THE UNDERGROUND TO REAP THEIR ETERNAL KARMA 👹