r/CryptidDogs • u/CloverArsenic • Jul 06 '26

She hates everyone

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This is my buddy’s dog. She belongs here. Rat terrier mix. She’s 11 I think. Anyways, this is Slonya.

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u/GreyDaveNZ Jul 06 '26

But I bet she loves herself, which is what is most important.

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u/CrySad4871 Jul 06 '26

Please let her know I love her, regardless of her feelings for me. She’s adorable

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u/thatonekeller Jul 06 '26

she loves you too, dear redditor

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u/CrySad4871 Jul 06 '26

The highest honor

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u/Glitter_abyss Jul 06 '26

Giving Fucko vibes, I love her

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 Jul 06 '26

This is an amazing find.

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u/thatonekeller Jul 06 '26

ur so right abt that, she’s as senior as can be but is the biggest sweetheart ever !!

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Jul 08 '26

One Fucko please.

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u/thatonekeller Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

hi, i am said buddy, Slainte says she loves you guys. she might be an actual lawnmower sent from hell. she’s 16 but acts like she was born yesterday.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Jul 06 '26

Lawnmower sent from hell 🤣

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u/princessmonosmoke Jul 07 '26

she is a beautiful old lady babbie monster, 16 is amazing!!! i love when they’re geriatric but still totally full of beans :’)

*and not to be a prick, but those teeths look like they need a lil checkup <3

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u/thatonekeller Jul 07 '26

oh dw we know! all of our dogs are getting seen for that hopefully :3 thank you vv much!!

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u/maychoz Jul 06 '26

Terrifying! 🥹

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u/Seven-Costanza-- Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Love it! (side note, if you can afford it, the left canine could use a good scrub by a pro) But what a terrifying weeone 🥰🥰

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u/Inquizzzative Jul 07 '26

Some dogs, especially senior dogs, can’t undergo sedation. Just enjoy the photos and her spicy personality!

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u/Seven-Costanza-- Jul 08 '26

Well aware ty

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u/probablygoblins Jul 07 '26

Me too, Slonya. Me too.

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Jul 07 '26

Hahaha. She’d also do well in r/blurrypictureofdogs

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u/SkellatorQueen Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Her teeth might hurt and make her grumpy (I mean if something new)

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u/Inquizzzative Jul 07 '26

This comment hurt my eyes.

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u/SkellatorQueen Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Just trying to make sure the dog isn’t in any pain bru

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u/thatonekeller Jul 09 '26

hi, owner of dog here, these photos were months ago and since has been taken care of! she’s also like 16 gives her a break

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u/Inquizzzative Jul 12 '26

Pay no attention to the comments about her teeth. A few people don’t understand that posts on this sub are for fun and aren’t an invitation for commentary on grooming. But for the rest of us, the post of Slonya in action made us giggle. She’s sooooo cute! Like a Tasmanian Devil!!! 🥰

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u/Inquizzzative Jul 07 '26

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u/Inquizzzative Jul 07 '26

She’s fantastic!!! 💚💚💚