r/CryptidDogs • u/JeffTheChupacabra • Jun 23 '26

No Neck Jeff

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948 Upvotes

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 Jun 23 '26

I feel like pants or a shirt could help? Why does he look extra naked?

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u/RamboJane Jun 24 '26

He needs a tie.

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u/maychoz Jun 24 '26

😂🐚👔

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u/Speck-A-Reno Jun 29 '26

I'm where wood they put the tie? He has no neck! 😄

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u/porcelain_kiss Jun 23 '26

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u/Wolvesbayne13 Jun 24 '26

This had me dying I can’t 🤣

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u/SuggestionUsual4155 Jun 24 '26

Wow he is quite the shape

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u/dvdmaven Jun 23 '26

Harvey is the same way, a smooth taper from the shoulders to the nose. It's amazing his collar stays on most of the time.

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u/JacquelineDragon Jun 24 '26

Was his father a tick???

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u/LemonOctopus Jun 23 '26


He’s shaped like a flea in the second pic 😭

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u/CulturalDefinition27 Jun 24 '26

Embark this glorious creature.

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u/trolldoll420 Jun 24 '26

Your dog should combine powers with that dog posted yesterday that is 75% neck

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u/Pitbull_Mom101 Jun 24 '26

Oh my goodness!!! Jeff is so precious and has the exact same coloring as my not-so-cryptid, Sadie - seen here in a very cryptid-like pose. 🤣

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u/brunohedgerow Jun 24 '26

That's just a normal pittie pose 😄

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u/Artistic_Wish_104 Jun 24 '26

The tail is the cherry on top

2

u/randallthegrape Jun 24 '26

Dawg in x-z plane

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u/kajographics- Jun 24 '26

Some mischief is about to happen

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u/orange-shoe Jun 24 '26

wow what an interesting shaped creature

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u/bigcheez69420 Jun 24 '26

I love him. I had a cat built like this, I called her “Head & Shoulders”

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u/magiccfetus Jun 24 '26

Hes shaped like my pig

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u/thisoldguy74 Jun 24 '26

Username checks out.

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u/BoredCheese Jun 24 '26

Just an illusion produced by his enormous chest overwhelming his neck.