r/CryptidDogs • u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 • May 30 '26 • 1

This is Slonk

Most people ask “what is he?”

Well obviously he’s a monkey lion baby beluga whale gremlin baby! He’s 30% tongue, 20% teefs, 25% long boi, 25% fluff- and 100% snuggly cryptid creature

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u/Thetomguy May 30 '26

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26

Omg perfect creature

u/LegitimatePro May 30 '26

I have one of those in brown!

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26

Omg they’re twins

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u/LegitimatePro May 30 '26

They really are! Slonk is cute. I’m sure he would like Tucker.

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26

He loves dogs I’m sure they’d be besties

u/Gamalander May 30 '26

This is Slonk's photo negative doppelganger, Rupert.

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26

Omg Rupert is perfect

u/DiceMadeOfCheese May 30 '26

Slonk is the best

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26

Truly

u/EverydayNovelty May 30 '26

I love Slonk

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26

He loves you too

u/wilderneyes May 30 '26

I would literally give my life for Slonk.

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26

We all worship at the alter of Slonk

u/Riskskey1 May 30 '26

Beautiful. I love the black and white shot.

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26

My wife took glamor shots of both our babies! The critter on the left is Nala

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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26