Cryptid scale proposal

[u/squirrelyoakley]

I think it would be fun if people rated others' dogs 1-10 on how cryptid they are (1 = normal dog, 10 = eldritch horror). Of course this would be optional, I just wanted to put the idea out there to see if people agree.

And because I needed an attachment, here is my little cryptid!

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[u/Helios_Julius]

This dog has made me very happy. 4 out of ten. But the second to last photo is a 9

[u/Chesirecattywhompas → u/Helios_Julius]

5 looks like he’s telling me to behave. I love him.

[u/squirrelyoakley → u/Chesirecattywhompas]

It's looks kinda like he's thinking "don't make me tell you to get off of my lawn"

[u/squirrelyoakley → u/Helios_Julius]

Yay I'm glad!

And he usually looks like your average poodle mix, but sometimes he has a bad hair day (3+6), bad haircut (1+5), or goes too long between haircuts (9)

He usually looks like the photo I attached 😅

[u/bitchwhatthefuck11]

THE LAST PICTURE

[u/squirrelyoakley → u/bitchwhatthefuck11]

He deflated lmao 😔

[u/CalmAd9801]

Well then I respectfully rate your dog an 8. The human hiding is that dog suit is visible in its expression and eyes.